ninjabill’s BodyBlog

Well folks…. Life is starting to slow down a little. I have been very busy training people though. I know it’s a good thing…but sometimes I miss my old gym ways. OKay that sounds bad…. but I hate stripping my weights and reloading….for each client…lol  I had all my DB’s set for me…and my curling Bar…. now it’s always some one elses weight on my bar…lol  My wife is really getting into it!! I bought her gloves…a Belt…. Bar pad (okay I think you should have roughed it..lol) but she is getting very motivated! Oh she is Making me put a new Pool linner in the Pool…. not because the old one is broke or torn…. she just wants a pretty one for the peeps of "THE CIRCLE BASH"  so you guys better bring those swim suits….     I’m happy she is getting excited about the party!!!  I’m up to 9 clients that come regular now! How much better of a job can you have?  I love motivating people….. they all have little names they love to call me…. I’m sure they are just terms of endearment…lmao  Hey they must really like it…they keep comming back!      I’m really loving the MAP products…. I would say by far they have been the best I have tried so far!!  Altered state…. WOW  I had veins a popping!!  I’m a hefty guy….my veins just dont show for the hell of it…lmao  I have also increased my bench… my squats…. T-Bar Rows…. you name it!  I’m seeing great change!!  The little misses even pointed out some things I had not seen… like my leg growth (no not a fungi growth…lol) but my quads & Calfs have just went BOOOMM!!  Well I will keep this short so I dont bore ya!  I will be trying to catch up with you all….. Keep on Keepin   July is comming!!!

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Hello Peeps!! Well I’m offically a CIT Grad now….   yeah no more class…lol  No it was a great learning experience. Well hopefully now I will have more time to catch up with all you. I sure missed "THE CIRCLE" Well lets see whats new in Ninja’s world. Well first off…. me and the guy cant come to terms on a price for the building. I will just let him set on it for awhile… maybe check into a couple others I have thought about…. we will see. Well I have managed to take my Ninja Anger to a whole new level…lol  Yep youth soccer games…lmao As most of you know I help coach my boys soccer team. Well yesterday we had a game at our home field. We played a a team we played last year… and it did not take long for us to remember this ******* parent from last year. This is a fairly big guy…. shaved head…. and very loud! He is always screaming about calls and yelling at the ref to call more calls. Well about the second quarter I told the headcoach Jason…. I was going to go over and have me a piece of Fattycakes ass…. if he did not shut his pie hole! Jason told me to just let it ride. Well it was a very close game and things were getting heated…. we were tied at 3 each… with about one minute  to go. I was yelling instuctions out to our players….. when my cell phone rings. I look down and my wife is calling me from the other side of the field. I  look over at her like what… and she motions for me to come over. I answer my phone and ask whats wrong. Well it seems fattycakes had gotten agitated and started yelling at the parents from my team… my wife…and Jason’s wife. I guess he was being very rude and causing a major scene. Well I went around the field and my wife told me what ******* had said…. so I start his way. The other parents were like of just let it go….. well when you yell  at my wife…. you just yelled at me. So I get in his face and go all Ninja on him…. this great big superman… is shaking… I could smell the fear on him. I have found if you get right in thier face and scream making solid eye contact… they really dont know how to take you…..lol All I know was big man was trying very hard to squirm out of that situation…lol  Well one of the other parents (some guy) from the other team tried to get me to calm down…. but I told him there was plenty of ass whooping to go around if he would like some…lol Well it ended with fattycakes looking like a highschool girl… he was afraid and embarassed. He got called out and did not have the balls to back his mouth! Maybe he will think next time. Well I want to try and catch up with you folks…so I will be checking in to see how your doing. I know your still doing!!  Till then keep on keepin!

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Happy Hump Day all!   Real quick post…  I have 3 days left of CIT (Crises Intervention Team) training. Its a course to deal with people of mental illness. We have a class of about 25  guys (all cops from several counties) so it’s a lot of fun. Have got a ton of questions this week about bodybuilding…. and picked up another client….    I got a offer from the chief of police of a near by town… to join his department Auxillary. I also freaked them out in class…lol  I came out and told them about my mental illness of Agoriphopia. It just drove home the point…you can never judge a book by it’s cover! Also afterwards a few other guys came clean about thier own struggles!  Hey it’s good to see we are all human!  I’m sorry I have not had a ton of time this week…but it will get better. I hope you all are doing well!!!! I know you are tearing up the Iron!  I’m off to Iron wrestle before class. Keep on growing those muscles!!  Bulldog @ ya all!

P.S.  Found out training the wife can make Gym time very special!  (wink)  

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You know sometimes you just have to do things in life for GP (General Purpose) you have to let your limits be known! Now working two jobs at the same place can sometimes be rough. Both departments want you to be there for them…when they need you. Now I really enjoy working  and never turn down hours when they offer… if I can work them. Now my primary job is Rehab… but I usally work more hours in Security. Well here is the GP part! I dont take days off… I always cover extra shifts…. dont bitch about my job….. and work while I’m getting paid! ….  but I feel there better be a touch of respect for a employee that actually works. You would think there would be?? Well here is the deal. Security has booked me all the way up till the end of June with work days…. some pretty weird hours to be honest. Now my Rehab Director is not known for being a liked person. I have seen the kind side of her a couple times…but I have seen the disrespectful side a lot more often. Well I finally got Security to send me to a school I have wanted to attend for over a year now (starting tomorrow) now the class is 8 Am to 4 PM each day this comming week. Well over the last few months I have picked up several shifts on Rehab…. plus stayed over… and came in early countless days. Well Friday Rehab called and asked if I would come in two hours early…. So I got of Security at 8 AM that morning… got in bed at 9 AM and was back to work at 2 PM on Rehab (like I said 2 hours early) Well I was thinking I better give my Rehab Director a heads up about this comming Tuesday. I get off School at 4 PM Tuesday and I’m supposed to be at work on the Rehab unit at 4 PM. So I told my Director worst case senerio I might be 10 minutes late Tuesday. I told her most likely I would be on time… but just in case I wanted her to know. WOW she blew up!! As always!! You would have thought I asked for a day off….or maybe the vacation I have never taken or asked for….. or maybe taken PTO (personal time off) that we earn each month….and I have a shit load saved up…because I dont take time off! Well after listening to a five minute rant….. something about how she owns me…lmao I thought to myself…. Self you dont need this shit!!….. or do you have to take it!!! I really dont need the Rehab job for the money to be honest. I like to work…but when you work hard and go that extra mile…. you would think they would want to keep you as a employee. Well she went home Early again Friday…and I stayed and worked and stewed on her lack of management skills! Now in her rant session she said I needed to pick up more hours on her unit…and less on Secuirty. Well I reminded her I make $3 more per hour on Security…Well that ticked her off! She then said I need to cover some of the hours of people taking vacation…. Well I reminded her I’m not required to cover PTO hours for other people….. and the last time I took a day off was for the Arnold… and she told me it was my responsability to find my own coverage. Well like I said the more I thought about it…the more it pissed me off! So I left her a two week notice under her office door.. before I went home. Yep she will get it tommorrow when she comes to work…    Well that should really make her day. I have all ready put in for the extra hours on Security that I will be giving up. I also spoke to a couple other unit Directors about working for them…. and have three offers if I choose….      Right now I’m just going to work Secuirty and focus more on my Personal Motivator business. The building deal is not looking good right now….. not dead…but he is trying to play hardball on the price. Well I will let him set there and keep making his monthly payments till he see’s the market is not demanding that kind of money. I want a Gym…. but I wont over pay for a piece of property. Oh yeah the amount of days I have left on Rehab…. is not even half the days I have PTO. Ummmm!  Guess that could be bad for my Director. Maybe thinking before you go and piss in someones wheaties would be a good idea! I know I can be replaced body wise…but lets see if she can find another dedicated employee that does all the extra stuff I do each shift. Oh well I know I will enjoy my extra time ….Wow might even get a weekend off….     I hope you all are doing well and I will try to catch up with you all this week.   Keep on Keepin!

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Quick post Peeps!  Okay let me be the first to Say…. the new added shifts are a bitch…lol  Going in to work at 1:30 am…. talk about a sleep buster. Hell I had got little sleep before…. now I’m on fumes!!  Added another client… Female I work with…. She seems to be a real trooper!  Mrs. Ninja is still hitting it hard (I’m proud of her) I dont like her new gym ideas though…lol  Curtains , Airfreshners and every Bar is padded…lmao  Well I have to feed the Machine…and go wash the Bulldog for work….   " SAY NO TO DIRTY DOG!!…lol "  If I dont reply guys …. I’m still with ya! Thanks for keeping up with me!  Worked Lastnight…. then stayed up trained Two people and then Broke out the mower and Mowed the yard….. Oh yeah I did the Nasty… Cardio!!  My wife was all excited yesterday about making a new Firepit for " THE CIRCLE BASH" So I guess I will be Hauling Stones from the Creek soon….     July 19th is comming!!  I want to be in great shape to drink ….lol  Well gotta get in gear here!!   Keep On Keepin!

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Well here it is 3:38 am and I’m wide awake!  My body is one confused puppy…lol  I had the chance to get some major ZZZZZ’s  just dont have the ability!…lol Well this is my last day off for the next 10 weeks… so I better enjoy it! I have two clients to train today… and here is the exciting news! Mama Ninja asked me to start training her again! Yep my wife is going to start back at it at 6:00 am today. She quit smoking like three weeks ago (very proud of her) and now she wants to start getting fit. I told her I charge $20 per hour… she told me you could charge up to $100 per hour for her services…lmao  God nothing like geting blackmailed into free training…lol  If I would have started those damn yoga classes when I had the chance…. I could have avoided this…lmao Well anyways I’m happy she wants to go after it. Well I laid the counter offer back on my bud with the building I’m looking at. I know he will wait for a few days and hit me back with something. I then will ask to see the inside for a quick inspection. I have seen it before…. just want to get a cost idea for doing it up Gym style. I also want to see if I want the weights up or down stairs. I was thinking maybe hold the classes in the basement. I still need a Gym name and some kind of logo and slogan… any ideas yet?  I thought of a funny one…but might piss some people off…lmao   I was thinking of calling it Bishop Bill’s Gym…. Logo  Bishop standing behind a bent over choirboy…. slogan Keep pumping…lmao  Yeah I dont think that would fly to well….lmao  Well Oats are sounding good right now…. yum!  I better go feed the Machine!!  Till then Keep on Keepin!

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Yep it’s time to step into over-drive!  Well starting this week my work schedule is really going to get crazy!!  I had gone to that 10 week trainging (APATA) what last August? or something like that. Well now they are sending the other half of the Department. That means we have to pick up thier hours while they are in school. I have several shifts I will be working from 4:pm to 7:30 am  and for the 10 week peroid… I dont think I have any full days off. Well it will be over at the end of June…. So I will be ready to party July 19th!!  Plus I still have my clients I need to train…. and myself!  Okay I know that sounded like a whine…but I’m not. I dont mind working…matter of fact I like to work!  I will do my best to keep up with "THE CIRCLE" so please keep dropping me lines so, I dont miss you on my visits! I might not be able to blog as much….but I will try!! Well I better go get ready… have a client comming over in a while….. and then I will fill my Iron need. I’m really liking the Plasmacore, Anbolic OD, Freak Fix…. the whole Muscle Asylum Project Line of products … seem to work very good! Till then Keep on Keepin!

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It’s Sunday…. A Day of Rest! Okay who am I kidding? Today is just another day for me. I will start out by filling my need for the Iron (Yeah have to have some) and then I will chill for about 2 hours and go to work. I’m working a 12 today…. so wont get off till tommorrow morning. Eat, sleep, lift and repeat…. isn’t that the old saying? I worked last night and had a pretty funny but akward moment! I went into one of the patients rooms… and she had several family members there. Well the patient is a very sweet ederly woman… and was being kind and telling her family members just how much help I ‘am to her. Well thats when her Daughter (a woman I would say around her late forties) just kinda blurted out…. wow thats who I would want to give me my showers….lol  Everyone was like I cant believe you just said that! She was so embarressed… and tried to explain. She said because I looked strong…she would feel more secure. Her family was all laughing at her and saying sure….. and I was just standing there like Duh!!….lol  It was a good CW moment though!….    Well I hope you all enjoy your weekend! Oh and if you rest on the weekends…. just remember ….. I dont!….lol  Yeah have to love the competitor factor…..     Keep on Keepin!

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Yep Patsey came for his early morning workout. I told him to bring the A-Game… we were hitting it Ninja style. Pounded T-Bar Rows , Bent Rows, Cable Rows and Reverse Flys till Patsey Puked again!  Ninja 2  Patsey 0….lol  I was like a Rat on Acid this morning! The Plasmacore and Nitrix combo stack really jacked me. Patsey was like what the **** you on dude? I told him he better not show up with just water and think he is going to hang. Pushing little weights…gives you little results!  Well my investment bud called and left a message last night while I was at work. I knew he was a shrewed business man…. I also know he is not stupid.  So I will give him a couple days and call with a lower offer and and explain the Zoning issues that I will face.  I will bet you money the first offer will sound pretty good then…     Real estate is a game like poker….. just have to know how to play the cards. Oh I also have to share my little game I played this morning with the 8:30 AM Telemarketer. For the last week every morning this Telemarketer has called about the same time.  So this morning I decided to have some fun. When I answered I yelled in my best Retarded voice … Hellllloooooo!  Hellloooooo!  I like Pigons….. The lady was like is Your Mom or Dad Home?  I responed with…. HI I have a Fish named Timmy!…lol  She  kinda snickered and ask for my parents again.  Well that demanded the following line…… I’m not going to pick my nose anymore…. Thats dirty!!  She started laughing!  Well then thats when I went all Seneitive Retard on her!  Making fun of people is not nice….  you dont wear my shoes…I do!   She was trying to explain… she was not laughing….. but got hit with…. I might be mentally Retarded….. but your a Bitch!…lmao  Nothing like a battle of wits between a Telemarketer and a Retard ….lmao  Well it ended when I told her since she was a Bitch….she could not pet my fish! I bet she dont call tommorrow….lmao  Well it’s time to inhale some protien! I really like the ideas you guys have for the Gym!  Please keep them comming!  Wow and insurance is not cheap! I guess I will have to give a agility test before membership..lol  NO CLUMPSY PEOPLE!!!…  lol   Well till then Keep on Keepin!

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P.S.   Got that Damn Van Back!!  that $500 dollar job ended up being $1400….. Damn whats a brother got to do?

Well I made the call lastnight. I broke down and called a Investment buddy I know. He owns a commerical building I have kinda been thinking about for awhile. I know he has been trying to sell it… but with this market it has been very tough. It’s 2800 sq feet with two restrooms. I was thinking build a wall across the back of the building add two doors and maybe a extra toilet each side and a shower area…. and whooola  Locker rooms. Of course I would need lockers…lol then I would still have the whole front area for a gym. There is also a full basement underneath…. which could be used as a hardcore free weight area. Well I recieved two calls yesterday from two guys that were interested in training. My wife made the comment about needing a bigger place to train…and also she is not real excited about always having people over everyday. Well we had talked about the building before…. so I told her I was going to make the call. Well the call went pretty good…. we did not work out a final price… but I told him where I was willing to go price wise. I think we can get a deal together.  I also checked my borrowing power for a business loan…. so I’m good to go on that side. Now I have to look into equipment…. I think renting is the best way to go right now…unless I can find a close out sale. I still have a ton to look into…but hey it’s a start.  I have made one solid choice…. my main focus will be free weights and bootcamp style classes.  Go hardcore or go home! Well time to train…. but hey if you guys have any ideas please share them. I would like to know what you think. What would you want in a Gym?   Keep On Keepin!

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