Today I got pissed…here’s why…
I hit the gym at 9:30 am…ready to do work! Today is DAY 1 of my new workout split…chest/calves day. I’m pumped, I feel good, and I’m ready to unleash. My plan was to start with DB Bench and move through my DB routine of Flys, Incline press, and Decline Single-Arm press. Then get some calf raises in immediately after before moving to flat bench for some barbell work. Well…
The incline bench is occupied by a middle-aged man who isn’t working out, but instead chatting up his buddy on his f*cking cell phone!
That’s alright I though, I would just work my barbell work first, then calves, and finally…some DB work. "he’ll be done by then!" i thought to myself while blasting my ipod. So nearly an hour in…ready to finish strong…this jackass is still sitting on the same bench! AHHH!!! Finally I ask him if he minds if I work in…he has the balls to say…"i’m almost done!?" oooooooooh!! PISSED!
That got me thinking about all the idiots I’ve encountered and led me to develop my "gym-peeves" list. This is a list of things that piss me off when i’m trying to put in work and the semi- to not-at-all-serious goofs only slow me down.
1/ using your cell phone
2/ occupying 10 different machines for your "circuit"
3/ asking to "work-in" when you have to drop serious weight to do so
4/ wearing makeup to workout
5/ wearing sunglasses in the gym
6/ standing around me with your little buddies "just talking"
7/ wearing cut-off hoodies?
8/ trying to pick-up girls
9/ bumping into me because you feel you’re too "cool" to break stride
10/ not wiping machines when your sweat is dripping from it
11/ not washing your hands after using the weightroom restroom
12/ constantly staring
AND FINALLY…IF YOU ARE SMALLER THAN ME PHYSICALLY, HAVE A NOTICEABLE GUT, OR SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL…DO NOT TRY TO GIVE ME ANY F*CKING ADVICE!!
If you are guilty of any of these "peeves"…why? just don’t! And anyone please feel free to add some of your own…or call me out on mine!
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