Strictly For Laughs…
My wife and I were having a conversation the other day. Just going over the things I needed for my show, and what I want to accomplish by my next one. And, I started thinking…
Let’s see here… I’ve got my Venus razor, my Bikini Zone cream, my nail polish, my pumice stone for my feet, I’ve had to wear pantyhose to keep my thighs from rubbing together during long bouts of cardio. I’ve shaved all of my body, aside from head, eyebrows, and parts unknown… I want my chest to be bigger, I want this "pooch" in my tummy to go away… I’m retaining water… I’m cramping… Holy Crap! Let’s just get me some feminine hygeine products, while we’re at it (Just in case I start having periods…)
During this treck, I have bought things for myself that I would never ever REMOTELY even thought I’d be buying for myself… (Aside from the nail polish, since I was in a band, and sometimes during faster songs, technique goes out the window, and you can wear a hole in your nail… But, anyhow) But it has been an extemely educational process. I now know what the other half goes through, to look her best. I’ve learned not to ask if I look fat, because I really don’t want to actually hear the answer. I’ve had envy of another person’s chest and waist. I’ve never really had a sweet tooth, but dammit, I want chocolate!!!!
August 6, 2007 at 11:48 am
don’t worry about any of that, just draw the line at red pumps.
August 6, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Hahah!! You’re almost more of a girl than me!!
…try the Schick Quattro. Smaller head than the Venus.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!
August 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Hilarious. but also dont forget the ptreparation h for your glutes!
August 6, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Dang! I knew I was forgetting something! *L*
August 6, 2007 at 12:37 pm
And these are just some of the ancillary reasons we love bodybuilding….Only get concerned if you continue to buy and utilize some of these products after the show…..that might give people reason for pause……Good luck my friend!!
August 6, 2007 at 12:40 pm
i would think stilletos and garters would be further down the list than pumps, so if you draw the line at pumps, you should be in the clear.
August 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I have a nice pair of 5-inch heels I can loan ya for your routine…give the calves some definition. Thanks for the laugh
August 7, 2007 at 9:46 am
Hey to be a true man sometimes you have to act like a woman.
August 7, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Holy crap..! just to do a contest? hey, what color of nail polish did you buy? cuz i love the way velvet purple looks on me… aye’! lol good luck at the contest!!!