Cardio and John Pinette
I finally crawled back on the cardio wagon, again. I did 45 minutes on the treadmill, on an incline, and 15 minutes on the eliptical. According to the numbers on these instruments of torture I burned approximately 750 calories. The sad thing is, all I could think of was comedian John Pinette’s stand-up routine. My mantra became "Ravioli’s and a nap, ravioli’s and a nap…" Then, some delightful person had the nerve to tell me, that once I got started, that I’d become addicted. To that, I said "Nay,nay… I can quit this cardio stuff cold turkey, and eat the turkey…" My wonderful wife asked me how I felt. To this I replied "I feel that God is punishing me! If I were a better person he’d send an angel down, with some ravioli and some ice cream! " And, the fact that there’s a Coldstone Creamery right outside my gym, didn’t help!
