Another Jeff story
So, here we were talking about vacations and such with other co-workers when Jeff decides to tell us that he has never been on any real vacations. A guy I work with then said,"You have never been to the beach?" His reply was ROFL…,"well, yeah, I went to a beach once when I was in Vegas." I laughed and reminded him that Las Vegas was in the middle of the desert. He was persistent.."No, I am pretty sure we went to the beach when I was in Vegas." LOL!!! This guy is freaking lost! LOL!! I then said,"were you tard?" ROFL!!
Story number two!
We have parts delivered to us at scheduled times. Each part is labeled with an ID of some type. In this case, Jeff was running out of pipes with the ID "C" on it. We have pipes labeled with "C", "T", "F", "05", and "10". So he calls our boss over and says (in his southern accent) "I need more C’s." My boss replied,"T’s?" Jeff then answered, "No, C as in Kite." Bwahahaha!!! Everybody standing around that heard started laughing. Poor Jeff had no clue again. My boss was laughing so hard that he was crying. He then informed Jeff that Kite actually began with a "K". Jeff was just like…"Ohh." "I still need them!" ROFLMAO!!
May 23, 2008 at 11:51 pm
You’re truly killing me with these. The worst for me was one time I took my car to a quickie oil change place. I pulled in and the guy said what I thought was "Wahwayoyel?" I just started at him. He repeated and I had to do the shoulder shrug. I finally figured out he was saying "What weight oil?" Ugh, so awkward!
May 24, 2008 at 9:14 am
Is Jeff from Nebraska?? Ya know, where the ‘N’ stand for kNowledge??? LOL!!!!
May 26, 2008 at 10:18 pm
lol hey man i dont see it as doubling peoples wait or whatnot…just improvements!
And besides, we do things that the rest of the world thinks is crazy. Were part of an elite group, a brotherhood I guess you could say. To everyone else its crazy, to us, its just another day in our lives!
keep lifting bro!
May 27, 2008 at 6:16 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are so lucky to work with someone like Jeff! I LOVE it!
Keep the Jeff stories coming!!!
May 27, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Mike,
I have met Jeff’s sister!….lmao Kite dont start with a C?….lmao
Real Men Have Mass!
May 27, 2008 at 4:09 pm
C as in kite?!?! Was he high as a kite?! Oh man, this Jeff isn’t as sharp as a bowling ball!!
As for Vegas and a beach… maybe he doesn’t know the difference between a beach and a pool?? I’m just trying to help a (dumb) brotha out…
May 28, 2008 at 7:12 am
Wow.
Proof that "No Child Left Behind" does not work?
I think so! lol
Keep the Faith