ImaPilot 
"To sell the Total Body Gym with Chuck Norris!"
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| Created: | 06/15/2007 |
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August 14, 2008
I have decided that after about 2 years of shaving my arms, chest, and tummy that enough is enough! I don’t care how ripped I’ll appear to be by shaving! I’m not that hairy in the first place and I get more questions from the ladies about shaving than anything!!! "Do you shave your arms??? Why??" It really is a pain in the butt to shave 2 to 3 times a week and I just don’t think it’s that big of a deal. I think it’s gangsta to have a little body hair! Makes you look like a real man! …Just Sayin
Posted in Training, Supplements, Nutrition, Other
August 7, 2008
Today, is a great day! Ya know why? Cause I’m sitting on my butt all day (except for the gym)….
Anyways, I tried to think of one person outside of God that inspires me to be my best and it came down to Chuck Norris! Congratulations Chuck for 213years of great movies and Walker: Texas Ranger! You and the Total Gym have come together to create the greatest combination ever to venture into the fitness world! I honor you today!
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Posted in Training, Supplements, Nutrition, Other
August 6, 2008
So, I have about thirty minutes before I need to leave for a meeting and I thought I’d write a note…
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First, I must point out that I am single…
I have always dated dated dated and I’ve never accomplished my goal of settling for one person. This has always been frustrating to me up until about 4 months ago. Four months ago I began taking my relationship with god much more important and I have had a burning desire to make him #1 in my life. My pastor is currently doing a series called "The Summer of Love". It’s all about being single and finding love as a christian. I have learned so much and found so much that I’m doing wrong. Last night we focused on "what to look for in the opposite sex". In a nut shell he broke it down in to running a marathon and running a sprint!! Now, think of it this way. We look for things like good looks, passion (in the bedroom), etc. These items fall under the catagory of "Sprinting". These items quickly pass by you and never last. No one can go full steam ahead forever! Looks fade, passion lessons, etc. It’s more important to look for thinks such as joy, patience, kindness, faithfullness, self-control, humor, gentleness, etc. These items will always follow someone if they exhibit them today. This is just a snipit of what was said last night, but it brings a smile to my face that I know if I live my life for God and make him #1 then all that will be provided to me. I believe in "strength through Christ" and I’ve written that across my chest! (Thanks L.A. Ink). I challenge myself and all of you to remember that you are 3rd….God 1st, Others 2nd, You. I hope that I meet that perfect young lady one day and she can spot me on bench for the rest of my life!….Just Sayin
Posted in Training, Supplements, Nutrition, Other
August 6, 2008
So, I have about thirty minutes before I need to leave for a meeting and I thought I’d write a note…
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First, I must point out that I am single…
I have always dated dated dated and I’ve never accomplished my goal of settling for one person. This has always been frustrating to me up until about 4 months ago. Four months ago I began taking my relationship with god much more important and I have had a burning desire to make him #1 in my life. My pastor is currently doing a series called "The Summer of Love". It’s all about being single and finding love as a christian. I have learned so much and found so much that I’m doing wrong. Last night we focused on "what to look for in the opposite sex". In a nut shell he broke it down in to running a marathon and running a sprint!! Now, think of it this way. We look for things like good looks, passion (in the bedroom), etc. These items fall under the catagory of "Sprinting". These items quickly pass by you and never last. No one can go full steam ahead forever! Looks fade, passion lessons, etc. It’s more important to look for thinks such as joy, patience, kindness, faithfullness, self-control, humor, gentleness, etc. These items will always follow someone if they exhibit them today. This is just a snipit of what was said last night, but it brings a smile to my face that I know if I live my life for God and make him #1 then all that will be provided to me. I believe in "strength through Christ" and I’ve written that across my chest! (Thanks L.A. Ink). I challenge myself and all of you to remember that you are 3rd….God 1st, Others 2nd, You. I hope that I meet that perfect young lady one day and she can spot me on bench for the rest of my life!….Just Sayin
Posted in Training, Supplements, Nutrition, Other
August 5, 2008
I would like to add a little to my post below. Before I am bashed by anyone I want you to understand that this is my opinion and you shall respect it! lol. Just like any gym had rules of etiquette that most obey, so should Bodyspace. Now, I mean non-written "rules". I do not enjoy certain things about this website such as:
1. Women posing in their underwear in their bedroom. Put some under armor on and pose in that or maybe an actual bathing suit. Worry more about turning on your own boyfriend or husband instead of everyone on Bodyspace.
2. If you have children or grandchildren, like some of you do,…how would they like it they found out their mom was viewed by 1,000 people a day in her thong?
3. How much can we really tell about your body by 37 pictures of your ass?
4. Bodyspace is not Myspace…
5. I do find that women far out number the men in "provocative" pictures.
6. Today I saw pictures of an 18year old and 3/4 were her in her panties in front of her bedroom mirror!?! Am I the only one that finds this uneasy?
7. I’ve noticed that many have not gotton past the phase in their lives where they think they are models. This is ok, but is it necessary that you model your triple d’s or shoe lace string running up your butt?
8. Men, stop with the "towel over the penis" pictures. Lame
9. I could never show any future wife of mine this website (if i ever have one) because she might question the overload of sex and not fitness oriented pictures.
Would you want your teenagers to be memebers of this site?
Yes, I have a penis and I do like women…
…just sayin
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Posted in Training, Supplements, Nutrition, Other
August 5, 2008
"My body is a temple" I remind everyone I encounter this everyday! ok…just kidding. I believe that we should be proud of our transformations on bodyspace.com. We love looking super bad ass, but I tend to think sometime that those on the "Top 6" take things a little too far. I wonder sometimes if you realize that having an animated gif of you shaking your ass is the only reason people click on your profile. Most are dirty men who use bodyspace.com as their personal porn site. The men on the "top 6" are usually much more reserved than the women. I love starring at a tight butt or sexy legs just as much as the next man, or woman, but I think sometimes these pictures just get stupid….just sayin.
Posted in Training
August 5, 2008
Yesterday I was hitting the archtrainer pretty hard and begin to notice some things going on around me that I felt I’d discuss.
1. Women who are extremely overweight should choose something other than tight clothing! I understand that your in their improving your body, but please wait till the journey is finished.
2. #1 goes for men as well. Your shorts should never be above the knee unless you are a hardcore runner, then you should be outside!!! If you wanna stare at your quads then please do so in private and raise your shorts up!
3. Men should stop being so obvious when eye balling women in the gym! It’s ok to look, but believe me when I tell you that everyone sees you!
4. Women should stop wearing those little gym skirts that have shorts built underneath. They really look weird. No one cares how big your butt is.
5. Parents should not allow their children to even step in the gym without being glued to their side!
6. Parents should not allow their little girls to wear those itty bitty shorts that bring out all the weirdos in the gym.
7. Do not stand in front of my mirror!
…just sayin!
Posted in Training
August 4, 2008
It’s 4:00 AM and I’m up for the day and ready to begin a new week. This week I’m finally taking control of things in my life. I want a stronger relationship with God, reach my fitness goals and finish my M.S. all within the next 6 months. Today, I give up all the pleasures I’ve been treating myself to this summer and get down to business. I believe nothing is possible without a relationship with God and that’s my number 1 priority for now. Wish me luck!
Posted in Training
August 3, 2008
So, tomm. begins a new week and with it comes a new training program for me. I’m much more into the lean athletic look vs. the larger muscular look. At 6′1 I prefer myself to sit strong at 195. It allows me to keep a lean muscular look that I’m looking for at the moment. I’m working on my new meal plan today and I do dread changing up everything….Wish me luck.
Posted in Training
June 15, 2007
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