My Fine is £295.10
January 2, 2009You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot — £10
Did acid — £5
Ever had sex at church — £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — £25
Had sex for money — £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — £20
Vandalized something — £20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — £10
Beat up someone — £20
Been jumped — £10
Cross dressed — £10
Given money to stripper — £25
Been in love with a stripper — £20
Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know — £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — £15
Ever drive and drank — £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — £50
Used toys while having sex — £30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — £20
Went skinny dipping — £5
Had sex in a pool — £20
Kissed someone of the same sex — £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — £20
Cheated on your significant other — £10
Masturbated — £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — £20
Done oral — £5
Got oral — £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — £25
Stole something — £10
Had sex with someone in jail — £25
Made a nasty home video — £15
Had a threesome — £50
Had sex in the wild — £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex –£25
Stole something worth more than a hundred pounds– £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time– £50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — £25
Went streaking — £5
Went streaking in broad daylight — £15
Been arrested — £5
Spent time in jail — £15
Peed in the pool — £0.50
Played spin the bottle — £5
Done something you regret — £20
Had sex with your best friend — £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — £25
Had anal sex — £80
Lied to your mate — £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — £25
Tally it up and title it: “My Fine Is…” copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin.
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[My email address is - mysexisonfire@googlemail.com]
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