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Created:09/24/2009
Last Modified:09/24/2009
Total Comments:10



This is too funny! enjoy lol

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR !   Charlotte, North Carolina.    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against,  among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.    The lawyer sued.. and WON !    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous.
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".    NOW FOR THE BEST PART.. After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON (Arson is the crime of deliberately and maliciously setting fire to structures or wildland areas.) With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN America..!

9 Responses to “This is too funny! enjoy lol”

  1. Ledford45 Says:

    Crazy story…I guess the lawyer didn’t think it ALL the way through did he. lol


  2. avonman Says:

    shows that you can be too smart for your own good



  3. vertigoofthehea Says:

    When he gets out, he will file a claim against the insurance company for defamation ;)

    And since when did arson attach for things that are meant to be burnt? ;) I smell an appeal and an out of court settlement!!


  4. kathyfit Says:

    Everybody should learn a lesson from this! We all get frustrated with insurance companies, but these are the idiots that ruin it for the rest of us!!


  5. KC5280 Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha this was funny - thanks for the post!


  6. WaynesWorld Says:

    NIIIICE!!! WHAT A GOOBER


  7. fitclubmom Says:

    LMAO… great story!


  8. jwcf150 Says:

    I’m still ROFLMFAO at this. It was a pretty damn smart plan, I gotta give that too him. I guess the insurance company got 1 step anead of him. Guess the lawyer didn’t think about the insurance company investigation of the claim.


  9. jrallen3767 Says:

    LMAO, Only in America..! indeed lmao


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