Gym Pet Peeves
So, I was at the gym earlier. The past two months have been tough due to my cardio regime getting turned up a few knotches. But, I have found some pet peeves that just wear me out.
First, is the "I gotta have my Ipod" person–you know that guy/girl that gets nothing done because they are so focused on their ipod that they forget about the workout itself. Usually, they interrupt you to do like two sets. Just plain irritating.
Second, is the "I need this fan" person–usually in the cardio section is where I find this person. And not to be mean, but they are usually not in shape, unless round is a shape. But, they always ask if u are using it. I always tell them to take it if its not on. Wears me out.
Third, is the "Why didn’t you wipe down your machine" person–usually the guy that isn’t working our hard. I find that these guys typically don’t understand the premise of a gym. They are too worried about cleaning up after themselves that they end up lifting the rag instead of some iron.
Fourth, is the "Its a 50 outside, but I’ll still wear my skin tight tank and shorts" person–sorry but I got to workout for myself. So, there is no need to strike a pose or flail around in a wife beater to try to catch the attention of the girls. I love this guy, for comedic relief only.
Finally, is the "Cell phone is attached" person–my personal favorite here. This is the guy/girl that just can’t put the phone down. Usually, working out or on the cardio and talking up a storm. And, when they get a call, they have to yell "I’m at the gym" so everyone knows they are on the phone. I love this person. If this is you, I am the guy at the back that is laughing at you a**!!
I hope all of your workouts are going smoothly and your goals are closer than ever!!
King!






May 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Had to chuckle at these… SO true! But you forgot one… the "220 lbs person dressing like a 120 lb person"… *shudders*… I’ve spent a good postion of my workouts trying to position myself as to not be in their presence!
Happy lifting!
May 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm
My favorite is a newer development, and a refinement of your "cell phone guy". I call him the "bluetooth bodybuilder". Honestly? I own a bluetooth (one too many cell phone tickets), but I won’t wear it in public, much less at the gym…
If anyone has seen "Flight of the Conchords" on HBO, there was an episode last season where Bret buys one, unaware of what it does, because "all the important people wear one".
God… stop preening and WORK OUT!
May 16, 2009 at 7:50 pm
hahahahahahaha..you gave me a good laugh..osm blog