kermane’s BodyBlog

For a moment I had to stop and stare and make sure I wasn’t looking in a mirror. No, not a mirror. I was at the pool and I swear a lady there had my old ass. I recognized it right away. The huge butt smiles.

You don’t know what butt smiles are? Think where your ass hangs and leaves a smile. some have big old Smiles you can post on a billboard, others have no butt smiles at all(lucky butts).

Next thing I recognized was the saddlebags. You know open them up, put all your stuff in them. Yep use to have them. Along with the potted hamstring. You know where its so full of cellulite it looks like a mine field that exploded.

I felt bad for the lady, but not so bad I’d ever what my old ass back. I try and trade my current one in, every 3 months for a newer, more "youthly" looking one.

I tell ya, if I had any clue when I was 21 that my metabolism would take a nosedive at 30, I would’ve been lifting weights then. No, I was young and thought who needs muscle when I can be Jane Fonda and cardio myself to death.

But I’m older and wiser and now know how great lifting weights is and no I do not look like a guy disguised as a woman.(Think Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs, you know in that dance scene?) that’s what I use to think lifting weights would do to my appearance.

So this coming week should be interesting, will be getting my ass up early Tuesday thru Friday to get my weights and HIIT in, the kiddo and I have cubscout daycamp, hopefully we’ll get to do fun things. We tried a cubscout hike with his pack and the woman running it wouldn’t let the kids run, check out leaves on trees, etc. We had to walk in a march like we were in a parade.

Yesterday was just biking with the kiddo, today was swimming, active rest so to speak I guess.

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