Oh hot damn
This is my jam. Keep me partying til the a.m. That was the song playing Friday night when I went to watch midget wrestling(this is how the advertised it), as a former chippendales little person wrestler came out and shook his ass and let me say there were some women who had to be physically removed off the poor guy. And no I was not one of them.
Oh the things you notice when you yourself are not intoxicated and there were numerous intoxicated women there. They had one guy they billed as the worlds tallest midget(little person, trying to be politically correct), 4′6", 280lbs who performed something called a stinkface on other wrestlers, lets just say his ass got close and personal with their faces.
I had fun and didn’t have to be drunk either. Now if chippendale dancers were there, I’d probably got a little tipsy, lol.
I stay away from the computer on the weekends, and yesterday I couldn’t get on bb.com, Saturday was baseball and we camped out. And lets just say I was grumpy ass. I do not, do not like being cold so I was grumpy we were camping out in it, but I did it. About 1230am our air mattress deflated and my hubby and my back didn’t care for the feel of the hard ground against them so we loaded the rugrat up and came inside, we were camping in our backyard.
Yesterday was just cardio: 20min HIIT, 4min wu, 4min cooldown, 30sec hard, 30sec recovery, on rbike
20min hills steady state on treadmill.
Today will be legs, not sure yet, getting ready to hit them, might do the massive rep thing, might not, I’m a woman we change our minds all the time.
May 5, 2009 at 8:54 am
Your weekend sounded like a hoot! "Little people" wrestling, huh? That is halarious!
May 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
First of all… good for you for camping out with the kiddo! I’m SO glad my kids are past the ‘camping in the backyard is a great idea’ stage!
And the visuals that your wrestling story brought to my mind were not pretty, but on the plus side I have now found a good appetite suppressant! lol
Oh, and a big thank you for always posting about your rbike. When I couldn’t handle the treadmill or elliptical with my sore ankle, remembering reading about your cardio on the rbike saved the day! I have been doing that while my ankle heals!
May 5, 2009 at 9:03 am
Ewww……4′6" & 280 lb wrestler? Makes me think of the Mike Myers Fat Bastard character in the Austin Powers flicks. The other wrestlers actually do this knowingly? There’s not enough tea in China……….
Have a great workout, whatever it is.
May 5, 2009 at 9:07 am
Backyard camping is fun. I used to do it all the time and if we had a tent now, I’d do it with my kids.
OMFG am I rolling over the midget wrestling. Stink face. Holy smokes.
May 5, 2009 at 11:10 am
Leah-It was great fun to watch.
Glad you remembered you could use the rbike Kimberly.
Al-it was EWWW, big old sweaty butt in their faces, did I mentioned he pulled down his pants too in the back before he did it??
Shan-This summer will be nice camping, I’m such a baby about being cold and right now for the past week its been dropping to the low 40s high 30s at night, though supposedly warm but weather is on its way.
May 5, 2009 at 11:20 am
First question, Kermane: Do you have multiple personalities? If so, I’m thinking that when you say "I was not one of them" it was another personality? ;P
Camping in the backyard? Sounds like a lot of work to setup and take down. *does not compute* Or does the little one like camping that much and you and hubby were playing along?
May 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm
sometimes kulzor, lol, just kidding. The kiddo had never been camping so we set them up for that reason, he seemed to do fine with it.
May 5, 2009 at 3:11 pm
No, no, no - I was talking to the OTHER personality, Kermane… =D Glad to hear he can handle the crickets!
May 5, 2009 at 3:22 pm
i would rank camping right below watching chippnedales midgets sober. but they are close.
my kids love that song btw and i have to play it every monring on the way to schol. That and umbrella ella ella
May 5, 2009 at 6:51 pm
so you’re probably sick of that song, lol.