I Joined a Gym.
Somebody just pointed out that I haven’t blogged for a while so I thought I would try to write something of interest real quick. I just recently joined a gym and I’ve gotta tell ya I flippin love it. I don’t love the money it cost but I love the gym. The only thing I don’t like about it is that there seems to be a lot of Pervy McPervs there looking to get cheap thrills by looking up the legs of girls shorts while they work out.
That’s right Mr McPerv!! You all think you’re being sneeky looking up our legs but we’re wise to your shanannigans mister!! They really seem to herd around the leg abduction machine. You know, the one where you have to spread your legs. The leg curl also seems to be a favorite gathering place for Mr. McPerv. Well this girl is having none of that funny business. If he wants to see someones frilly drawers he’ll have to go somewhere else cause he won’t be seeing mine. I’ve out smarted him cause I’m not wearing any drawers. That will fix his little red wagon I’m here to tell ya. That’s right Mr Pervy McPerv you gotta get up pretty early in the day to fool this little girl.
Anyway I’m loving the feeling of getting stronger and tighter everyday. I can really see how this could become addictive.
Later everyone!!!
January 27, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Let me guess…must be waring another pare of shorts under there? Ya…that’s what I thought…ur right…that’ll teach him!!
January 27, 2008 at 8:24 pm
LMAO, nice… you’ve fooled them all!
Hope the gym works out for you!!
January 28, 2008 at 1:15 pm
How many men had to be resuscitated at your gym last week as a result?
January 28, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Yeah that’ll teach those pervs!! Imagine their surprise when they look up your shorts and see you’re not wearing any drawers!! You go Sammi!!!!
January 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm
You go girl!!! Teach Mr McPerv the lesson of his lifetime.
January 29, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Right on joining a gym! That’s a step in the right direction. Try working out in sweatpants if your concerned about the crowd.