The World Just CANNOT accept a STRONG MAN !…….. (Humor)
September 19, 2009The World Just CANNOT accept a STRONG MAN !…….. (Humor)
You are a dedicated Weight Lifter / Power Lifter / Strong Man, IF AND ONLY IF ……
33 clue check list to determine if you are a strong man or not -
1) You go shopping for clothes and they never have your size! There are just not enough XXXXXXXL s out there.
2) You can never find your shoe size in Asia
3) You go through the Airport Security in Singapore and when they run the metal detector on you the lady security officer calls you ‘a big WWF man’
4) You cannot fit into chest X ray machines or MRI scans!
5) Your doctor calls you obese after checking you weight/height but hasn’t stopped to look at the size of your guns or the width of your chest and lats
6) You gf is always trying to put you on a diet
7) People always expect you to jump out of the car and pick a fight when someone horns at you
8) You try to walk between two parked cars and your trousers grab on the license plates pulling them off
9) You look like Mr Incredible squashed into a car when you get into it. Sardines in a can come to mind.
10) People always know when you have sat in the front seat of the car !
11) People grimace when they see you trying to get into a lift and there isn’t just enough room
12) The buffet table runs out
13) Airline food is just made for toddlers….after the entire meal’s gone you assume you just have just had starters
14) Never sit in the middle row in an airline !
15) Those damn airlines assume that all people’s clothes weigh the same!! Your 20 Kg allowance just about carries two T s and a pair of pants where as your little friend takes his entire 20 year life collection souvenirs with him
16) Your mum’s always having a go at you cause you robbed the gas cylinders from the cooking stove so that you can do some home bench presses
17) You decided to take up boxing and practice by placing a mattress against the wall. The whole house shakes and you get kicked out by your parents.
18) Your wife keeps complaining that there is never enough food in the house and she is perpetually cooking
19) You get irritated when smaller guys offer you training advice
20) You get offended when they don’t ask you for advice!
21) Having a 40 inch waist is not that bad when you have a 60 inch chest ! Damn it that’s called symmetry!
22) She never understands that pulling iron is what life is really about
23) The world would be free of war and famine if we all just took to pumping iron
24) Steroids are for pussycats that just want to look like the Big Lion
25) I only walked down that darn alley cause it was a short cut home and it had nothing to do with scaring the little old lady !
26) Lifting furniture is not fun at all. Just cause I lift weights doesn’t mean I enjoy lifting furniture all over the house. Watching TV and eating meat is part of my personality. Its who I am.
27) There is nothing wrong in going to an Indian restaurant and asking for 2 whole Tandoori chickens !
28) Chairs are never unbreakable.
29) Mirrors around the house doesn’t make me vein. It just means what can’t be measured can’t be managed !
30) Its true, girls in certain countries want a Big Man, where as those in others just don’t know what to do with one !
31) Ok so I removed blocks of concrete from the wall to work on my biceps and I do pull ups on porch roof. The house is not going to fall apart.
32) That elephant is not going to have a hernia with me on its back !
33) No, that wasn’t a bomb going off, it was me dropping some weights at 1 am. My hands slipped !
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