A Valuable Lesson Learned
Do not, for any reason buy Easter candy early.
I did this a week ago, excited to make baskets with pastel crinkle paper and plastic eggs. “I better get a jump start on this basket making,” I thought to myself. Bought the cadburry creme eggs, the Ferrier Rocher coconut almond balls, kitkats, Reaster Eggs, jelly bellys, white chocolate, oh…the list goes on.
I opened the candy bags and made the baskets and stuck them on my closet shelf. Then, in the middle of the night, I heard a soft voice come from my closet. It said it was lonely, and needed to go to the party. I asked it, “what party?” It replied…
“THE PARTY IN YOUR TUMMY!”
I didn’t know what to do. I had to obey. It was like I was sleep walking, operating within a whole new realm of consciousness.
I didn’t shock me one bit to find the metallic wrappers of my midnight feast on the closet floor the next morning. Lesson learned.
March 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I had a good laugh with this post. Don’t be afraid of the voices. Peanut M&M’s are always talking to me. "We are high in protein.", "Our Candy coating is thermogenic.", "We’ll add 20lbs to your bench press" Igive in more than I care to admit. Difference is YOU still look good!