First Measurements
Today I took my body measurements for the first time (well, since the last time I was fitted for a Tux, but that doesn’t count). So now I can see how truly pathetic they really are! But that’s OK. Now I have some empirical evidence with which to approach my body transformation scientifically. I’m not afraid to look my problems in the face and tell the whole world, because I figure it’ll be all the more satisfied when I’m totally huge and looking back on my old self.
