The Assault on Macho Men (Introduction)
Have you ever payed any attention to what the image of a man is "supposed" to be? If you haven’t then pick a man out of a crowd (any one should do). Fire up a conversation about sex, emotions, life, dreams, working out, eating, or anything remotely emotional like homosexuals (OH MY GOD A GAY DUDE IS WITHIN A BAJILLION FEET OF ME!!!!! OH MY GOD!OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!) and you’re likely to get some sort of pre-programmed Macho Man grunt.
Somewhere in the evolutionary chain the dean of all that is "manly" decided that in order to uphold the code you must:
- Hide your true talents
- Display no emotion
- Juggle 3-4 women
- Practice Homophobia 24/7
Even though it happens daily I’m always shocked to run into a true "Macho Man". I don’t understand what you’re trying to communicate. However, I do know how ridiculous the mentality is.
With that said I will launch my own personal assault on the Macho Men of this world. I plan on showing them that its ok to be talented, show your emotions, be of normal size, and dream all while being a man. It’s possible. I know because I do it. It’s actually very fun.
On Monday for the next six weeks I will launch a full scale assault on the six tenants of being a Macho Man. Don’t turn into cavemen on me before its over
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September 24, 2007 at 7:46 pm
…looking forward to this. LOL!
September 25, 2007 at 8:47 am
This will be fun. You may even get a few macho men to reevaluate.