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And I wasn’t sore from BJJ class yesterday. Now I know I need join the "Big Dawgs" class. Today I have Muay Thai and I’m still going to keep that class in my training schedule because it’s the reason why my legs are in shape. Muay Thai is also the class that keeps me conditioned. Don’t get me wrong, BJJ class is nothing to sneeze at but Muay Thai has me sweating buckets.

I think I need to be more social now. My schedule is not freed up and I can start doing things like dating or attending social parties. My POSH gym has a Pool Party coming up and so does my MMA training center. I really want to go but when I get my hair braided back I don’t feel sexy or feminine at all. Both events will be held next week and that’s when I have my hair braided back. I really need my hair braided back so that I can keep up with my MMA training and sparring so having it out is not an option. My hair is really long now (down to my hips) and when I have it out I am more flirty and approachable.  I also find myself wearing summer dresses or sexy skirts with heels. Once I have my hair braided back I’m going to go back to shorts and sweat pants. I won’t put on any make-up because I’m going to feel like a tom-boy or a low key dyke. LOL!!! Men never give me a second look when I am like that.

*sigh*

Oh well, such is my life. I guess I’ll have to figure this out later. As for now it’s time to eat!

cya

Today was the first day back to BJJ class since my two week break. I’m not going to go tomorrow because I need to get my dreds breaded back and having all this hair going all over the place during my sparring matches is very inconvenient.

Now that I’m offseason and eating carbs (clean of course) I noticed that my strength is increasing big time. I need to reorder some white flood and Green Mag because I’m completely out and now that I’m focusing on operation "GET BIG" it’s time to step up my game.

Right now my stamina is shot to hell but my strength is undeniable. I am growing board with my current class and now that my schedule has opened up I am able to take classes with the MEN! You see there’s several BJJ classes taught at my fitness center. We have the all female class, the male and female class and then there’s a class full of men. Now it’s not really designed to be a "men only class" but because the guys in there are much stronger, bigger and more skilled than the others the females tend to avoid going in there. NOT ME!!!!!! I’m gonna get my hair braided back on Sunday and I’ll be in that group come next Tuesday. I’m gonna take it on Tuesday and Thursday. I’ll keep the female BJJ class on Wednesday because I love the instructors but truth be told I’m not challenged in that class and I’m too strong for those girls. There is not one female in that class who can handle me and I’m over it.  I need to spar with the big dogs. THE MIGHTY MEN OF BJJ!  I need to see how if feels to spar against someone stronger than me. Time to be the weak one for a change so that I can grow even stronger. I need to know what they know and try to learn as much as I can from them. It’s time to take my BJJ training to a whole new level!

Give me Three months. Just watch! Three months with my new training schedule and I’ll give those blue and purple belts a run for their money. Just you wait and see! I’m dead serious about this!

It’s really hard to get back in the swing of things when one has taken a week vacation.

But the good news is that I go back to BJJ class today. Whoo Hoo!

I was feeling very tired today and decided to have some coffee on the way up there. Now I’m WIDE AWAKE and bouncing off the walls. LOL!!!!!!

So tomorrow is the day. Am I excited? Nope! Yeah, Aunt flow is still here so the trill is gone. However, I am ready for this to be over with so that I can chill out for a week.

Anywho, since I have all this energy I gonna use it now to pack and prepare for tomorrow before I go into the "crash" stage of this caffeine high.

cya!

Thanks to Aunt Flow I don’t feel like doing anything today. I’m retaining water like a sponge and I feel very lazy! In an hour I’m going to the gym just to go into the sauna. Hopefully that will help remove some of this water from my body. This is the first time I’ve been on my monthly just days away from a bodybuilding competition. I’m hoping that the sauna will work even if it is just temporary. If I see a difference today then I’m gonna do it again tomorrow and then cut my water completely tomorrow night when I come back from taking my drug test.

Oh and I leave for Maryland the day after and I’m not packed. Hell! I’m not packed for my competition this Saturday. That’s nothing. Wanna here a biggie? I got a new two piece posing suit in the mail last week for this competition and it’s still in it’s package UNOPENED!

Don’t worry, I’ll snap out of this soon.

Oh Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Auntie Flow!

My, My, My! Didn’t expect to see you here so early! Oh and perfect timing too! Yeah, I got that competition thing coming up in 3 days but no problem. I enjoy your company. Oh no! Of course you’re not inconveniencing me! No worries! It’s OK. I don’t care if you bloat me like the pacific ocean! It’s not like I have to appear on stage in front of hundreds of people in a two piece bikini this weekend. Even though you popped up out of the blue please feel free to stay as long as you want! Here, let me take your emotional baggage and help you unpack.

YOU F*CKING B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!! 

Remember when I said that this competition (this one coming up this Saturday) will be my last one for this year? Well that was a lie. Here it is 4 days out and I’m not pleased with my look for this competition. This was the one I had hoped to earn my Natural Pro Card in but I don’t think that will happen and it’s because of my own doing. I just need to be honest with myself. I’m even too lazy to take progress pictures to show you guys what’s going on with my physique. Maybe I’ll buckle down and take some this Thursday or tomorrow but we’ll have to see. I have two chances to earn my SNBF Pro card this year. This Saturday and another competition in October. It looks like I’m gonna compete in the October one too. I’m gonna take a week off and then start a 8 week cut again for October show.

Thanks to Muay Thai my legs look their best……….EVER! But it wasn’t until 2 or 3 weeks ago I finally got the emotional strength to deny comfort food for the lost of my cat. She passed away May the 14th and it still hurts today. However, I am strong enough to walk past the pastries and cookies instead of indulging myself with those treats for emotional support. So now that I have a grip on my emotions I am able to stay focus for the October competition. There’s another NPC competition coming up August the 15th. I’m thinking about doing that one just to stay in shape for the one in October but I haven’t made up my mind yet. Chances are that I’ll skip that one and just focus on the October show.

I’m doing my posting routine to Lil Wayne “Lollipop”.

AND MY POSING ROUTINE IS THE SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

later taters

I wish they would allow us to bring our camcorders into BJJ practice. I really want you all to see me in action. SERIOUSLY! I’m hella good in brazilian jiu jitsu! I AM REALLY REALLY GOOD!  I would love to have my practices documented on video but they don’t allow video cameras in the fitness center. They allow regular cameras but still pics doesn’t do any justice to the action that occur during training. **pouts** That sucks monkey balls!
Today is my last day for BJJ and Muay Thai training. My energy and strength is slowly leaving me due to being 10 days out from my final comp of this year. I’m amazed that I was able to hang in there this long but I felt a little week during my weight lifting workout yesterday and realized that it’s time to chill out until July 18th comp is over with.

BLAH!

Ok so I’m gonna do my best to make this short because I purposely didn’t update you all on what went down on Wednesday and Thursday because it was on going. I’m gonna give cliff notes on most of what went down and then shortly explain in detail the rest.

Ok………ready? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go!

• Came      to BJJ class early on Wednesday to talk about what went down that past Monday      and Thursday.
• Halfway      through explaining what happened I found myself wiping away tears due to      how angry I was about it.
• My raw      emotions made both of my Wednesday instructors realize how serious this      situation was. However, they were not surprised because this has happened twice already (to their      knowledge).
• The      other female instructor and her minions like to haze the new      girls who show some potential. This is suppose to either qualify us for acceptance      into their click or discourage us from trying to advance beyond the minion’s skills.
• The first      time this happened it was one of the minions I sparred with last Thursday.      She toughed through the bullsh*t and was accepted into their click.
• The      second time this happened the girl was really good (she was a blue belt).      As a matter of fact she came from another MMA fitness gym and wanted to advanced      to purple belt but got tired of the bullsh*t that came along with the      Monday and Thursday’s Classes so she broke her contract, quit and joined another center. Ever since then the “Good” Instructors kept an eye out to make      sure that this didn’t happen again but that was two years ago so they forgot about it until I came along and complained.
• My      Good male instructor was pissed and wanted the Bad female instructor      fired.
• My      Good female instructor reminded my Good male instructor that the Bad      female instructor was f*cking the manager of the gym so the chances of her      getting fired was slim to NEVER!
• My      Good instructors tell me to get ready for class and that they will handle      the situation.
• After      Wednesday’s class I am pulled to the side and shown some new advance take      down moves and armbar techniques.
• Thursday      comes and before it’s time to spar I’m pulled out of class by my good male instructors. While away my Good male instructor shows me a SWEET WRIST      LOCK MOVE! I’m told not to use this unless one of the minions is trying to      hurt me on purpose.
• Ten      minutes later I’m put back in class and it’s my time to spar. First minion……No      problem. She’s not strong at all and I was able to tap her out 2 freakin’      times.
• Second      minion was a huge problem and she kept trying to kick out my knees (which is against the rules). She was warned twice by my Good Instructor not      to do that but the little b*tch ignored her because she wasn’t our Thursday Instructor (who      by the way stood by and allowed this to happen).
• With only 30 seconds left to go my Good      instructor comes over to us and yells “Finish Her!”
• Upon      cue I took a deep breath, broke out of her leg lock, grabbed her left arm      and put her in the wrist lock that was taught to me earlier. I did the      move so quick and so hard that it sprained her wrist.
• She      lays there screaming in severe pain while I slowly got up, walked to the      edge of the mat and got some water.
• Bad      instructor is PISSED and before she approaches me my GOOD instructor blocks      her path and says something to her.
• Bad      instructor suddenly had a change of heart and went to the aide of her      wounded minion instead of confronting me.
• The      rest of the class in canceled, the ambulance is called and My Good instructors told  me to      skip Muay Thai class for that day and go home,      however, they insist that everything was fine, I wasn’t in trouble for      what I did and they wanted me to report to my Monday BJJ class as usual.
• Come      to Monday class and got word that the girl I sparred with will be out for       the next 6 weeks due to a sprain wrist injury from last Thursday.
• Bad      Instructor is EXTREMELY nice to me today. Hell! She even apologized for      her past actions. BJJ class goes by smoothly with no foul incidences.
• Turns      out that “injured minion” is not well liked and my other classmates expressed their happiness to be rid of her for the next 6 weeks.
• After      BJJ class Bad Instructor tells me about my weaknesses and how to improve      upon them.**gasp**
• I      think it’s a trick but Good Female Instructor told me that she was sincere      and that I won’t have any problem out of her again.
• I go      to Muay Thai shortly afterward to get my ass kicked but that’s nothing      new **smile**

The end.

Now just so you all know I don’t regret a damn thing I did on Thursday to that girl! She tried to seriously injure me and that wasn’t cool! Due to my height my knees are weaker than others and she could have done some serious damage to my legs if I allowed her the opportunity. I don’t believe in hurting people for no reason. She and I are classmates and classmates are supposed to look out for one another not hurt each other. We are supposed to hurt outsiders in a competitive sparing match not each other during practice.  So that b*tch got her just desert and it was obvious by my facial expression that I didn’t give sh*t. Her screams of pain was like music to my ears and I felt no pity for her because she tried to f*ck me up on purpose!

So now everything is how it’s suppose to be. Peace has been restored to my BJJ classes and all is well in my world!

The End…………..AGAIN!