Yesterday was a good day!! The Worst Day of the Year Ride was finally upon me.
It started off cold… wet from over night rain but no actual rain at race time.. and windy!! And as i had no idea what to expect for my first bike race, I was a bit tired from lack of sleep the night before.. But i’m used to that so i didn’t let it stop me.. I ate my usual breakfast of champions (oatmeal, egg, egg whites and berries) and doned my oh so attractive biking gear.. My husband gave me my pep talk.. "this is your race.. your hills.. just like janice says babe.. u OWN those hills.. push yourself and prove to yourself what janice, your friends, your family and i already know!!"
So my step dad and i load up our bikes and take off for the race.. He and I have already discussed "our" racing strategy but I’m pretty sure that it won’t be implemented for one reason and one reason only.. I’ve been training and he has not.. But since this is my first race ever I am not expecting too much, so we agree to see how we feel on the course…
We take a few blocks to warm up.. Visit the Honey Bucket (btw… there’s nothing in those things that smells like honey.. resembles perhaps… but not smells like.. haha)… and drink my Super Pump 250!! YUM YUM.. I’m looking at everyone around me and i’m thinking "i need cycling shoes.. I’m such a poser right now in all my borrowed gear.. ie, padded bike shorts, gloves, windbreaker..BIKE!!" But i don’t let it get me down.. I’m here for a purpose.. Not a fashion show..
We are near the front and are the 2nd wave of riders to start.. Butterflies are in my belly and my nerves have almost gotten the best of me until they say "OFF YOU GO!" and we pedal up and start off… only to get stopped a block later for a red light.. YES.. apparently we have to obey traffic laws and stop for red lights.. oncoming cars (what a bummer ’bout that) and pedestrians (well shoot.. guess i can’t add them to my road kill count)… And That was perhaps the most difficult part of the beginning of the race-just getting out of Downtown Portland!! But my step dad was hanging tough with me for several miles..
and then it finally came.. No more flat terrain…. OUR FIRST HILL!!!! I didn’t even look back.. I knew what i had to do.. I had to do this race for myself and for all of those people who have been supporting me.. and encouraging me.. DESPITE thinking I’m the nuttiest fruit cake on this planet!! I HAD TO OWN THIS HILL!! and i did.. Up i rode with the greatest of ease.. Heart was barely pumping.. Breath thru the nose.. Out threw the mouth.. Own this hill athlete.. That’s what i kept telling myself… There were hills and hills and more hills.. Up to the Rose Garden.. Forest Park.. and the Zoo.. Just 2 men passed me at this point.. One woman passed me on the hill coming down from the Zoo, which was quickly followed by a very steep hill… GOTCHA HONEY!! anyone can pass going down, i thought to myself.. Athletes pass UP hill.. haha.. Apparently, i have a competetive side and it was in full force…
Finally worked my way out to Beaverton, pretty much cruising by myself.. No worries.. I’m used to spending lots of time by myself, therefore, I’m used to having one sided conversations.. Hey, I’ve got a captive audience for once
And finally more lights.. WOO F"IN WHOO! And it was at this light, that there was a man who was also waiting.. I came up along side him and he looked at me and he said "i gotta give u props sister.. U are one hell of a rider".. I was shocked.. Utterly shocked.. I had no idea anyone even knew I was there (except my step dad and who in the hell knew where HE was..) so I blushed and smiled.. And he and I rode together for a bit.. He said "ur one of the top females and you’ve earned it… Let me do some work for ya on the next hill" and bless that mans heart to pieces, he let me draft and pulled me up that hill! I could have kissed him, but that would have been awkward, not to mention would have broken our zone, so I chose not to but I told him I would have under different circumstances and we laughed, then he bid me farewell and off he rode…… And this was great timing cuz I was coming up on the 27 mile mark, which meant REST STOP!!!
And once at this rest stop, I didn’t want to rest.. I felt good.. I wasn’t hungry.. I didn’t need to pee (pardon my french) and i didn’t want my muscles to cool…. But I chomped on 1/2 of my protein bar anyway and chugged some more SUPER PUMP and found a few riders who were ready to go and off i went with them.. Still no females in sight.. I know I started wtih some but where were they???
AND NOW LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!! Time to go throw some neighborhoods.. No big deal.. A few hills.. Nothing bad.. OR SO I THOUGHT!! I get to the intersection of Thompson road and I have forgotten the other road because it is not important.. What is important is THOMPSON ROAD.. I’m thinking it’s a hill just like any other hill that i have made.. OH WAS I MISTAKEN!! But i had no idea that i was… So up the hill i go.. I can’t see anyone in front of me.. And no one’s behind me… Up…. Up….. Up…. Up…. Up…..UP……UP….. holy cow there must be a flat… Nope.. no flat.. Up.. UP…. UP…. Up….. surely some flat.. no???? … UP…. Up…. OWN THIS… up…. Up…… WTF???? UP…. UP…. UP…… they must be kidding, right???… NO??? no joke??? UP…. Up…. Up….. ok, after this next turn… Up…. UP….. gear down.. up…. up….. Stand up…. Up…. up……. this turn flat?? up….. up…… FINALLY a person… catch him… up…. catch him… up…. catch him… up….. GOT HIM! … hey, how much longer is this hill??? up…. up…. almost there sister…. up …. up….then get ready for the ride of your life DOWN!!… up…. bend in the road… up… up…. up…… (ok.. i have carpel tunnel.. u get the idea.. i still have 1 mile of up to go at this point)…. AND FINALLY!!!! A STOP SIGN!!! EUREKA I"M AT THE PEAK…. I MAKE THE CREST TO THOMPSON AND SKYLINE!!!!…. I just made the 2.0 mile climb and i didn’t stop once.. I didn’t walk.. and i was sitting most of it!! I SOOOOO OWNED THAT HILL!!
I cross the intersection and stare down at the most incredible descent i have ever seen short of a mountain top! TIME TO GO SWEETHEART!! and down i went.. 35 MPH of fear, let me tell you.. No shoulder and cars all around me.. I’m thinking "this little helmet ain’t gonna do pooh if i get clipped" so i tucked down and said "let’s do it sista!" and i make my way back to Downtown.. But just before i get there, I have to make it past the Audobon Society and ANOTHER HILL!! and for a split second i think about stopping… then i mentally slap myself silly and tell myself this is not an option.. I have not literally worked my bum off to walk a hill! so I muster the strength and power in my glutes and quads and look down and repeat "you are not a housewife.. you are an athlete.. and you own this hill.. own it.. own it.. own it.. own it.." and i did…
And now I am close to downtown but I still have about 13 miles left once I’m down there.. Back to the city riding.. But it’s pretty uneventful.. I mean, COME ON!!
So i make my way to the finish line and just before i get there one of the riders I started with from the first group caught me and said "it’s the smiling triathlete!! i can’t believe u still have it on! now ride like the wind and get across that line!" To which i did…
All in all, I finished 45 miles in just under 3.5 hours.. Would have been less minus all the red lights, cars and pedestrians.. But I did have 10 road kill.. 1 woman… 9 men.. Not too shabby…. And I was told I was top female finisher!!!
So today, the only places I am sore is the outside pad on my left hand and the peaks of my calves.. Truthfully, I’m more sore after working with my trainer!! But i am physically exhausted.. I am also back at it tomorrow!!
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