Please Dominate me
I love to be DOMinated. Seriously. And not in a Maddi the MILF Huntress way, although I am sure that is pretty hot. I love DOMS. I love the 48 hour delayed crushing debilitating stiffness and soreness associated with pull-ups and deadlifts. I love the pain of stretching out the pecs after chest day by grabbing the Iron Gym pull-up bar and twisting my torso away from the bar. That really smarts. And the agony stretching out the hammies and calves in a hot yoga class the day after Wheel Work: friggin’ awesome.
I am not a masochist. I am not into hot wax, bondage or leather paddles. Not into dentists or marriage. Tattoos I will tolerate but only because the reward is so high, just like Wheel Work, deadlifts and pull-ups: the pain is awesome because that is the reward. The reward is the pain of growing and the tactile response is physical affirmation of the sweat expended 48 hours before. So keep your glutamine and HMB. I will take total DOMination any day.
Hi Maddi.
October 22, 2009 at 10:24 am
Oh my goodnes… I like being DOMinated too! What the hell is wrong with me… this is two posts in a row that I have AGREED with you!!
October 22, 2009 at 11:05 am
You are the Master of your DOMinion. The DOMinator.
October 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Hmmmn I LOVE to be DOMinated!!! Morning, noon, and night..it’s the best!
October 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
but are you master of your own DOMain?
October 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm
DOM Deluise.
October 23, 2009 at 12:12 am
I totally feel where you’re coming from. How odd this must seem to people. "Yay! I’m feeling discomfort from my intense workout I did."
October 23, 2009 at 10:47 am
That’s why all us crazy mo’fo’s are on here now isn’t it!
October 23, 2009 at 11:01 am
DOM - don’t leave gym without it!
October 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I’m with you on this! It’s one of the few short-term ways we have of knowing we fought against the iron … and won.
October 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I live for pain, if I’m not hurting after my training, I didn’t try hard enough! Pain is a constant part of my life.
October 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm
After what i’ve done to my legs this week i got two words for ya….GOT DOM!!!
October 26, 2009 at 11:15 am
You don’t have to convince me about your love of domination.
I remember fondly our halcyon days in the slammer (They don’t call it the slammer for nothing, folks) .
You used to call me "Good lovin’ daddy" and would wash my socks and underwear like no one before or since.
The occasion beatings were just my misguided way of showing affection and staple gunning the mop to your head was only done in an effort to make you even more feminine and lady-like (It was adorable when you would tie the mop into a faux "ponytail" when you did yoga in our cell).
Yes, I know all about your love of domination. I’m going to put on Babs Streisand’s The way we were and have a good cry now.