My New Protein Shake
As we all know by now, protein powder sucks. But I love protein shakes at night before I go to bed, so I now mix up and crush the following: Milk, Egg Beaters, fat free cottage cheese, Splenda, vanilla extract, and some frozen fruit, either blueberries or strawberries, sometimes peaches. And raw wheat germ.
This one was free, but soon I am going to start pimping myself on this site and charging for non-college knowledge by the gram. Rasta.
October 21, 2009 at 7:51 am
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but that actually doesn’t sound too bad! How much protein does it end up being?
October 21, 2009 at 7:51 am
You lost me at "cottage cheese".
October 21, 2009 at 7:57 am
French,
I’ll have to try that one out! Sound interesting! How much protein is that in total?
I’ll tell you what I think after I try it out!
J
October 21, 2009 at 8:01 am
Hey French, do you have a recipe for natural male enhancement? Or should i go to Herm for that?
October 21, 2009 at 8:14 am
Depending on how much of each ingredient you use, the protein content ranges from a buttload to a sh*tload. As for natural male enhancement, try being Italian. But I am not interested in adding any enhancement; my wife has to go to the emergency room every time we copulate as it is.
October 21, 2009 at 11:21 am
Don’t you risk the egg whites carrying salmonella? I presume you’re not cooking them first. Cooked would put me off drinking that altogether. Kinda like someone’s been drinking out of the milk carton again and there’s all this gunk in the bottom, WTF?
At night I just have the cottage cheese and maybe some frozen berries.
October 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm
egg beaters not egg whites, thanks for playing.
October 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm
LMBO!! I prefer the sh"tload, then buttload! The buttload just smell funny! LOL!
J
October 21, 2009 at 1:50 pm
WHAT!!!!!! uhmm.. interesting and EWW!
October 21, 2009 at 2:21 pm
good idea…you’ll be rippin the seams in that Hanes Her Way tee shirt in no time..then the wife DEFINITELY won’t want it back!
October 21, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Does protein powder really suck that much that you’d resort to drinking raw Egg Beaters? I can’t even eat them cooked.
October 21, 2009 at 11:50 pm
What, did you put a block on my comments?
Unbelievable.
October 22, 2009 at 6:50 am
yes protein powder is that worthless and no i did not put a block on your comments jew even though every time i see your picture i remember how it used to be between us
October 22, 2009 at 10:15 am
I realize now that I must have put too many links on the post and THAT’s why it didn’t go through.
In retrospect, I am glad it didn’t.
This is YOUR blog and I think it would be rude to prove how hopelessly wrong you are about protein powder in on this page.
It would be like going to your house, plopping down on the couch and putting my feet on the coffee table and folding my hands behind my head and making disdainful comments on your wall paper.
Incidentally, maybe I can hop on a plane to Sarasota and we can commit a felony together that causes us to wind up arrested, convicted and in the same cell like in the good old days.
Hopefully your anus have contracted down to normal size and it can be like I’m "Devirginizing" you all over again.
Wouldn’t that be romantic?
October 22, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I have no problems with the ingredients. I just can’t imagine drinking that before going to bed. Unless you were planning to do more than sleep?