Why that little devil!
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Something must have been in the air last night, and it wasn’t a pleasant ’something’ either! All three of my children got into trouble for misbehaving. It was my oldest daughters birthday and I’m starting to wonder if there was something hinky in the ice cream cake they ate! As you can tell, this post isn’t body building related, so for those of you who don’t want to hear about my naughty children you can move on to the next blog.
I’m going to go out of order in my telling of this and start with the last and work my way down to the first. Because the first one is the humorous one.
My oldest daughter asked if she could stay outside at a friends house (a boy’s house [gasp]) until 10:30. I told her not only no, but HELL no! (I am having a bit of trouble letting her spread her wings… but I’m trying to work on it). So we compromised and I told her that she could stay at his house OUTSIDE until 9:00 and then she had to come home. She could have friends over in our yard from 9:00 - 10:15 and then she needed to come inside. I got caught up in doing other things and didn’t go check to see if she was in the yard until about 9:40. Can you guess what I found when I looked outside to check on her? Yup… NOTHING! My child wasn’t home. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. So I call her on her cell phone and have a totally pleasant conversation with her (blatant sarcasm here) and tell her to get her butt home now. Her friend is across the street and two houses down. It’s maybe a 40 second walk. You can probably guess that she didn’t get home in 40 seconds.
While this is happening, my middle daughter is practically bouncing up and down in glee over the anticipation of the fireworks that she is going to see when the oldest gets home. So she has her nose pressed against the window at keeps chirping like a broken record… "I don’t see her yet… nope, she’s still not coming… geesh, how long does it take to walk two doors… hmmmmm, still no sign of her (and on and on until I make her leave the window). She pouts off into the kitchen which still gives her the perfect location to watch the front door. And this is where she gets into trouble. I hear the very distinctive sound of a soda can being opened and then her slurping down said soda (Dr. Pepper). In my ‘mom’ voice I say that I hope she isn’t opening a soda and drinking caffeine at almost 10:00 o’clock; at the same time I am saying that, she is letting out a full tummy, 30 second long burp (and yes, I laughed… but I did it quietly so she couldn’t hear). And this is where she gets into trouble… she tells me that she was just finishing up the one from earlier and that it was almost empty. Grrrrrrrrrr. To which I reply how funny that was since I heard the can being opened. I hear her mutter under her breath "busted" (and yes, I was laughing quietly at that too, and it is what ended up saving her). So she got grounded for a day for lying. Which she took okay because she still knew that her sister was going to be in big trouble which would take the pressure off of her. So she wastes no time in letting me know that her sister STILL isn’t home and it’s almost 10 pm. Grrrrrrr.
Let’s just say that my oldest knew she was in trouble and owned up to it (sort of), and she got grounded for a week. Which I feel bad about having to do on her birthday, but she did break the rules and it did take her over 15 minutes to walk two houses down. And my middle daughter was hugely uspet at not having more fireworks, yelling, screaming, and general teenage angst being thrown around with wild abandon.
Now, rewind about an hour before all of this and we get to my youngest daughter. She was in trouble because she had two friends inside the house while I was at work. The rule is that there is no one allowed in the house when I am gone. They can have friends outside, but not inside. Chris is usually home (he has a home office), but he happened to be gone running some errands, and when he came back that’s when he found the kids in the house. We waited until that evening to talk with her about it so that we didn’t have a tantrum thrown on my oldest’s birthday. So Chris is talking to her about breaking the rules and telling her that she had a choice in punishments… grounded for a day, or lose her computer and TV for a day. And she’s arguing with him and throwing a big tantrum (like we knew she would), and this is what pops out of her mouth when we ask why she had someone in the house when she knows it’s against the rules…. "I couldn’t help it, there’s usually a good angel on my shoulder so I don’t do bad things, but this time the little devil on the other shoulder won, and so it’s not my fault". OMG… I tried, I really did… I turned my head so that I couldn’t make eye contact with anyone… I tried holding my breath… I tried so hard, but couldn’t hold it in. I just about died laughing. Leave it to my children to come up with that, and say it completely earnestly and with heartfelt honesty.
I left a note for my kids NOT to eat any cake until we can have it tested for mind altering drugs!








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