This is more a rant than anything else. just some grevences i think i need to get of my chest and air with the rest of you.
now being a personal trainer im in my gym for far to many hours of the day than i care to comprehend, i come across all sorts of very interesting people with also very interesting habits, some yes are very good habits to get into and make everyones time and gym experiance an enjoyable and productive one, but its when the habits go from making everyones gym time enjoyable to a down right pain in the ass.
Now of course with most of you bein in a gym pretty as much as i am you will have probably the same adverse feelings towards them as i do so with out further adoo let me begin
1/ Mr i never shower
now as all of us know a shower is a cleansing routine that if done will make u smell good, but if not done will your smell will resemble that off an unwashed body cast. Now coming to the gym yes is a sweaty afair but it also needs a level of body oddor controle, please wear clean clothes each time you come, not the same rag you have for the last week and a half…..and NO spraying yourself with copious amounts of deoderant and clogne does not make things better H2O is the only answer
2/ Mr I cant be assed puttin my weights away
i know alot of people lift heavy but this involves a even bigger responsability in the gym for other peoples weight pounding. Lifting 200kg on the bench is yes a very good feet but you did managed to carry every plate there, be good enough to take every plate back.
3/ Mr i love sharing my social life
your mobile phone YES is now equiped with the ability to play music WOO HOO, but having your phone in the gym does not mean we need to hear about you previous nights escapdes with u and your buddies. stick to the music not the chat.
4/ Mr sweaty
yes the gym is a sweaty enviroment so this then means that a degree of swobing the decks is required, now im not saying a full scrub down is needed but ur sweat is not what i wana have rubbing on my skin so a quick spray of water and a towel rub down will make everyones life better.
5/ Mr desecrate the water fountian
the water fountain is a place to drink some well deserved high quality h2o, maybe talk to other gym users about training and stuff but its not for spitting your gum, hocking a massive greener and DEFO not for filling up your friken water bottels.seriously 25 women filling up there bottels before there next instolment of body pump is enough to drive a man to mass murder.
6/ Mr superset
supersetting as everyone knows is a great way of not just cutting down on time in the gym but also helps promote greater fat loss. but during busy times supersets and tri sets need to be left till another time, hogging 5 pieces of equipment is a enough to make you the most hated man in the gym.
7/ Mr i know everything
Ok yes every gym user is at differant levels of knowlage and experiance, but this does not mean that you need to share your abundance of knowlage with everyone, im my experiance if someone wants help they will ask for it.
8/ Mr potty mouth
Yes we are in a gym and yes there alot of manly men but this doen not mean the Fs and Cs need to be forced apon the ears of everyone else. leave your language at the door
9/ Mr grunt
Yes ill be the first to admit that to get out the last few reps out a set a grunt is good way to push that boundery, BUT it is defo not needed in every rep of every set even warm ups….dude were not impresed at how load u can scream its not big and its not clever.
10/ Mr Heavy lift
this applys to the severly over confident guys and also stupid kids. its not about the weight you lift but the way you lift the weight, you are not hear to try to impress everyone else around you, trying to bench press 100kg when u quite clearly dont have the power for it is not a good look.
11/ Mr stareing
Yes there are good looking people in a gym with good bodies but it is not appropriate to sit and staire at them when they are working out, its uncomfortable and in bad taste.
well these are just a few of the areas that i have come across that annoy me in the gym,im sure there are alot more but im all typed out
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