Why Men Piss Me Off:
They can run outside whenever it’s convenient for them.
Picture this: it’s a lovely summer night. A perfect night for a run. It’s also the perfect time to go grocery shopping, go to the post office, pick up some laundry, etc. By the time I get home from all of my errands, it’s dark. What’s a girl to do?
I’d like to run; I have the energy and the free time. Right. Now. But it’s dark. So I can’t. I simply DO NOT HAVE THAT OPTION. I’m a girl. It’s unsafe.
And it’s not an excuse, it’s a fact. My neighborhood is dangerous. After dark, a girl best stay in. The only time I can go out for late runs is with my boyfriend, and he hates running. So you can see how that goes. None of my friends enjoy fitness so he is my only hope at times like these.
And another thing: they can eat howEVER many calories they want to.
It’s true. Men on diets always lose like 37 pounds more than women on the same diet.
Cut out soda? Man loses 20 pounds; woman loses 5.
On a cutting diet? Men, cut down to, eh, 2000 calories a day (as opposed to the 4000+ you were taking in before) and run twice a month for 20 minutes– you’ll lose 10 pounds! Women, you must restrict to 1200 calories (as opposed to the 1500 you were taking in before!!) and do some starved cardio every morning for a month for an hour to get the same benefits!!!
OK, I realize I’m in BITCH mode. I just needed to vent. I’m done 
May 8, 2007 at 5:02 am
wow, I never even thought about that. what’s a girl to do? maybe up your test intake
May 8, 2007 at 5:07 am
sounds like you need a new boyfriend…:D
ok, ok now i am going to vent….for a girl to be "hot", she basically has to be not fat.lol
Eat somewhat healthy and go to the gym = "SMOKIN HOT" us guys have to maintain muscle mass while keeping fat off.
Girl can get laid anytime she wants, guys need the cosmic planets and stars to be llined up on their birthday on a leap year to "get lucky"…
j/k, you are right we are awesome:D
May 8, 2007 at 5:08 am
tell ur b-friend there is a friend (a male friend)at work that might start running with you at night. i bet he starts to like running real fast to keep u from running with anyone else, plus tell him u need protection at night, a guy likes to play superman sometimes, even if you are the dominate on lol. if that doesnt work buy a treadmill, good luck and dont hate us too much, some of us have as hard a time gaining weight as female do losing!
May 8, 2007 at 7:27 am
I GET YOU! 110% i get you! Its so irritating! My boyfriend is always like i dont understand why you want cookies or icecream.. Im like "huh cause they taste yummy and i want some" he can eat whatever he wants and get away with it.. I eat one stupid cookie and it goes straight to my stomach.. And then he gives me bad looks if i eat one! I also blame being a female (and birth control) on my lack of weightloss and he tells me that i just need to try harder! WTF! Are you joking me.. doing cardio 4-5 times a week sometimes twice a day for ATLEAST 45 minutes..and I NEED TO TRY HARDER! Just frustrating cause after all my hard work and dedication i never even get so much as a "hey making progress" from him! Boys are lame sometimes!
May 8, 2007 at 7:47 am
My husband is like that, he eats bacon or sausage for breakfast maybe a frozen pizza for lunch or a hamburger for supper he wants tacos or something else fattening. I eat my egg beaters and whole wheat toast a salad or chicken breast for lunch and something light for supper. He looses weight so easily and I gain. I work my ass off in the gym and can barely loose a lb a week and he can dro 5 lbs without even trying. He’s about 5′8" and 145 lbs. I’m 5′9" and 146lbs. Men suck whe it comes to food
May 16, 2007 at 10:34 am
I hear you on the run thing…get a doggie! Mine is tiny but makes me feel soooo safe. Sad world we live in that we can’t get out and enjoy a warm spring night without fear in our hearts but its foolish to think that it’s safe.
I guess I don’t really get the calorie complaint…I eat 1500-1800 when cutting and 3000 or so when I’m not…I’m definitely one of the lucky ones!