The “It’s a Matter of Being Considerate” Rant
October 19, 2007
Here it comes again: grandma pushing her cookie tray in my face. “Oo they’re so yummy Ashlee, you have to try one. They’re your favorite!”
“No thanks, Grandma,” I respond, crushing her spirits. Mother later scorns me that eating a cookie is a “matter of being considerate” and calls me “difficult” for just not doing it. My pushing-250-pound Mother, that is.
See, what Mother doesn’t understand is this: food is much more than just anything you stick in your mouth to dazzle your taste buds with. It’s fuel for your body. It’s what your living, breathing cells are composed of. It gives you nutrients to fight disease; it powers you up for a hardcore workout and regenerates you after one.
How about this for being considerate: you respecting the fact that I do not want to consume disease-ridden food and to not force it on me, eh?
And another thing: Hey grandma, did you ever stop to think why you are basing your own self worth on the baked goods you have slaved over for family consumption? How about doing something else worth recognizing… quilt a blanket, knit a scarf, donate money to AIDS victims in Africa for God’s sake. Whatever happened to board games or conversation for entertainment? It would be fun AND bring the family closer together. Please.
Here goes nothing—I propose an idea! Why don’t you make some hot tea, grandma? Or coffee? As for the other scenarios: Let’s all go out for a cup of coffee, not pizza, no ice cream, group of friends! Swap that bag of chips for the party with a veggie tray and hummus, eh? WHY is this all so ludicrous of an idea? Quit being jealous of my body and saying I’ll “never get fat” because if I wasn’t ‘obsessed’ with fitness and clean eating I’d be WAY worse off than you, naturally. I can assure you of that.
The world won’t change unless we change it, folks. So keep on keepin’ on with your health and fitness-obsessed ways. Whoo!






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