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so i’m busting my chops in the gym today, sweat is flowing and all i’ve done are squats and leg presses…feeling the blood flowing, nerves firing, the whole zen-like workout deal…and as i get settled on the preacher rack i look up and brooke is on tv doing some schmaltzy morning talk shoe.  they flip the screen to a full-body picture of her in some magazine and as i pan down the bod i get to the toes…I THOUGHT SHE HAD FLIPPERS ON!  painted toenails were pointing in all directions! 

look, i’m not some foot fetish-a-holic, but the image of those claws was instantly burned into my mind and every memory created by ‘endless love’ was instantly replaced with the thought that she could climb a tree with those things!  for the rest of my arms and cardio workout, they plagued me, ate at my soul as it were. 

 just thought i’d share that and warn you: turn away, do not look into the light!

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