As of late, I’ve been asked a lot of the same questions, so here is a handy, and quite possibly sarcastic, frequently asked questions.
EMBRACEFIRE’S FAQ:
Q: How did you like P90X?
A: I LOVED it. Never before have I been so challenged in so many different areas of fitness, while being so motivated at the same time. The program is so versatile, it can be tailored to burn fat and get lean, or to build muscle and bulk up (or a little bit of both) its also versatile enough to take traveling for the most part, which suits my nomadic lifestyle. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to make a change.
Q: How do you like Insanity?
A: This program is harder on my lungs and heart than it is on my muscles. Having said that, I am sure there is progress waiting to come!
Q: Which gym do you go to?
A: I don’t, I do this all at home in my own space. This motivates me more than a gym. <strong />
Q: You know you’re so close to a six pack! You just have to…
A: Thanks, but I don’t want one. Maybe while flexing, hard, but my ideal female abs are tight, taut and lean, without the bulging six pack shape. I am tailoring what I do for the results I want.
Q: Who are your fitness inspirations?
A: Jamie Eason and Natalie Hunt. They’re both in incredible shape, yet retain all that is feminine and beautiful about the female body. I love their look.
Q: What motivates you?
A: Tony Horton motivates me, he’s got so much spastic energy like I do, and he channels it in a way that you can’t help but get fired up about! Seeing people in great shape motivates me, seeing how far I’ve come motivates me. But overall, my biggest motivation is inspiring others!
Q: What are your goals?
A: To tone up, and build strength. I want to be able to feel strong, healthy, and energized all the time. And looking good in the process never hurt!
Q: Are you looking to Compete?
A: Not really, no.
Q: Why don’t you sleep? Have you tried–?
A: Let me stop you right there. I have been an insomniac for 15 years. Do you really want to insult me by suggesting obvious treatments that I could have possibly been stupid enough to overlook in that time?
Q: You’re so cute!
A: I understand this is meant as a compliment, but I do not take it as one. Please do not call me cute. I am a 20 year old woman, and though I may be 5′2, I do not on any level appreciate being flattered with the same word you would use on a child. Think about it.
Q:What is it like up in Canada?
A: I don’t live in an igloo, snow does not suddenly start at the border. Its much like northern states, with free health care and a lack of guns. In all reality, I really like where I come from. Its a beautiful place of wonderful people.
Q: Are you single?
A: Nope, Sorry. I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years and I plan to stay committed to that.
Q: Do you have Yahoo/AIM/MSN?
A: I do, but I am not giving the contact information out. Please don’t ask, its not going to happen.
Q: Can you take some special bikini pictures for me?
A: No. I do model, but not for GWC’s. Professional photographers only.
Q: So my ex said this and I wonder, does size matter? Do girls masturbate? Do they fantasize about threesomes?
A: Stop. I really don’t care what your ex girlfriend said, and I really don’t care what sort of perverted questions you have. If you do not know me well, (IE- In person) then find someone else to ask.
Q: HI THERE HOW ARE YOU? WHAT SORT OF PROGRAM DO YOU DO?
A: Hi there! Let me introduce you to my friend, the caps lock button. Its right next to your A key. Can you find it?
Q: Which Martial Arts did you study in?
A: I was in Sun Hang Do for about 8 years to get my black belt. I no longer train.
Q: Can we be friends?
A: Is your name Rahul? HELL NO. Any other person: Sure! I love chatting with people on here, and making connections. As long as you don’t act like a creep, we should be fine.
More to come Later.
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