Discounts & Deals - Sign Up!I am officially the gym BEOTCH
This afternoon was crazy busy. had a load of horses show up from tucson at around 1:30. i had told them to be here at noon, go figure. Four horses, three to float teeth on and one to inject knees on. with afternoon appointments starting at two. i got one horse floated and the knees injected then had to run into the clinic and see two appointments, then back out to float two more sets of teeth then back in the clinic to gather medicine etc and see appointments. it was non stop until after 5pm. not even enough time to pretend to check in with all my friends.
a few pics of floating teeth for those of you who have never seen it done. it sucks but is much better with electrical tools then when i had to do it by hand.
So afterwards i headed to the gym, was really tired but knew that i had to go so i opted for a shoulder workout as they are quick. i got in and did a 12 minute warm up on the stairstepper then into the gym. now yesterday tweedle dee and tweedle dum were there as well as cameltoe and squeek. squeek glared at me the whole time, dont know why but everytime i looked up from an excercise she was staring at me. when i got to seated rows tweedle dee and tweedle dum were doing their stupid excercises right in front of the mirror. as i was doing my rows tweedle dee was standing so close to me that if i had turned my head, my nose would have touched her ass, WTH. but tonight none of them were there. yeah. so i decided to try seated barbell presses again. and im very happy to report that i not only pressed 95# but i got 3 reps! could have done 2 more probably with a light spot but i was just pretty darn happy to get the three i did. 
 while doing them the guy that works with the ex came by and started talking to me, he apparently didnt know who i was and asked what i did. i told him and he said he worked for the forest service. i said yes i knew as he worked with my ex. to which he asked who it was and i told him and he says, "oh, im his supervisor." i responded "better you than me." i then went over and was continuing on with my lifting and these youngster pick up the speed bag and launch it at each other across the gym. it hits a vent and bounces down and hits some dude doing lat pull downs. they laugh and pick it up to do it again, so here is where i became the official gym beotch. i look at youngster as he pulls his arm back to throw it "dont throw that in here" wide eyed and mouth open "what" very deliberately i say "this is not a gymnasium, dont throw that in here!" i stare him down. he drops it and it bounces and he and his buddy are staring at me, i go back to doing my excercises.Â
i am using the incline to lay on to do my rear delts. i got a few new sports bras when i was in phoenix and the one i wore tonight was very cute, pretty pink, but wasnt really supportive and as i leaned over the bench and kind of rested the girls on the top of it, lets just say that in the future, i will only wear this sports bra when doing legs. luckily the gym had really emptied out by then.
got to go get the monchers to bed. have a great night everyone!
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You always brighten my day! You are smart, pretty, and funny! Hope tommorrow goes great for you my friend! Cool pics too!!!!
Great story..admire your moxie,,,Love the way you write. Have a great week!
LOL Doc.. tell them your Hubby is a 6'2 black man with a fascination with knives :)
This might have become my #1 favorite blog I've read! Way to tell them youngsters not to throw a ball around the gym. If the employees weren't, someone has to.
Keep up all the great work! :)
You da WOMAN Doc.
@7..you have the knives....I like a box cutter and a spoon....and man, what can be done with a spoon.
Hey, didn't you know...a spoon is dull, it will hurt more..the box cutter is just to scare them, the spoon does the work...
wow, a spoon, who knew! thanks for educating me John! haha
hubby, so tell me, what exactly are you going to do with the knives? in fact, the same question goes to John about the spoons! haha
Deedra, LMAO, scoop him to death! too funny!
Well, you see, a spoon is dull, therefor, it will hurt a whole hellof a lot more when you go to cut thier heart, eyes, or even thier nads out/off. A knife hurts, but it is quick and can cut clean. A sppon, takes a lot longer and the agony will teach a lesson, and satisfy my sadistic side.
A spoon will get your @ss b!tch slapped and laughed at!!! LOL....... I know thats what I would do!
Ahhh, Z, then you don't know how to handle a spoon in a crisis situation. Trust me, it can be very, well, liberating when used properly...in the manner I am speaking...
haha perfect! i personally dont understand why someone would want to throw a speed bag in the gym anyway. the youngster who was throwing it is new this week, i guess, he has terrible form. cant be more than 16 or so. i doubt he even shaves yet. :) i bet if you showed him the spoon he would probably run and go cry to his mamma. :)
hahah john, i think we need to see a video of that! hahahaha
Deedra, you need to come workout with me! :)
Well, with what you do on a daily basis, I am sure you could get the picture. I would video it but funny thing is, I can't find a vlounteer. Maybe I need to come to your gym...
I concur.....I need a video demonstration of this spoon......
Lol if I workout with you, no one will bother us......they dont tend to bother a big, tall, strong black female.... I usually get the deer in headlights look
Ok. A video is added to my list....right after I post some more pics....................
yeah, i cant wait to see a video! you can come to my gym, pick any of the little weasels you want, :)
deedra, im sure you do get the deer in the headlight look! haha we would make a perfect team! i would help you keep your form down perfect, im psycho on proper form! :)
Who needs the gym when it looks like you get a major workout with animals.Nice tri's =0).Just when i think i like a small quiet town..i hear stories like yours..you bump into a boss of the ex and you can't go anywhere without someone knowing you.When i needed a totth pulled or corrected an under/over bite my dad just whacked me upside the head...no braces...but major drain bamage!
Nice job on the shoulder press and thumping the youngsters Doc.
Very nice.
In the words of Al-1961, "Just getting to the gym is a successful workout!" And you proved it!
Way to put the kids in line. Many people see something and just ignore it. You... You address the problem! WTG!!!
Spoons??? I think I saw Jack Bauer kill a man with a spoon on an episode of 24!
LOL just saw your question.. Im not going to do anything with the knives(shhhhhhhhhhhhh cant tell what im going to do on the internet.. thats how people get caught lol
