A few random bits of wisdom for all the young guys (and maybe gals too) out there trying to build up and/or slim down from an old guy who has been around the buffet table a few times (feel free to add your own):
1. The best way to lose unwanted fat is to not put it on in the first place. Watch your diet now and you’ll thank yourself much later.
2. Good nutrition is easier said than done. Convince yourself that a plain chicken breast tastes better than filet mignon (which is over rated anyway) and you’ll be far ahead.
3. Everyone, guys at least, wants to be big. That’s not bad in and of itself, I want to be bigger too, but if you are going for mass pay attention to my first item of advice. The tortoise and the hare is more than a fable.
4. Someone will always outlift you, outsize you, and just plain outperform you in something. Don’t worry about them - worry about whether you have outlifted, outsized, and outperformed yourself as compared to the last workout.
5. Did I mention that it’s easier to keep fat off than to take it off? I did? Good!
6. Someday, when you look around and discover that all your friends are fatter, seem older, can’t move as a well as you can, and so on you’ll be glad you learned to like chicken breasts so much.
7. Tuna’s okay, too.
8. So’s Turkey…
9. And beef on occasion - along with pork. Moderation is your friend.
10. Don’t show off and you’ll stay injury free for a lifetime and able to make bigger lifts later.
11. Big biceps are good and impressive. A big bicep not covered in fat is even more so.
12. No one really has an arm that measures 20 inches in diameter - and those that do are naturally big people or have artificial assistance. Okay, some guys do - and those that do did it by paying attention to their tricep workout.
13. You either have bicep peaks or you don’t.
14. Pecs come in a variety of shapes - you can’t change the shape of yours but you can make the most of them.
15. T-shirt weather should be welcomed - but nobody likes a show off. Keep the "guns" covered except when outside exercising or at the beach, pool, eh - I’ll allow the amusement park and fairs, too. But only if it’s over 70 degrees Farenheit!
16. It’s okay to blush a little on the outside but to be jumping up and down with excitment inside when someone asks you to flex for them or make a muscle (especially if that someone is attractive to you).
17. Be supportive of other people’s fitness goals. They may not have the determination or aptitude you have for bodybuilding. That doesn’t mean that they don’t have dreams, too.
18. Look back up at #1.
19. Car 54 where are you?
20. Surround yourself with people who are supportive of your goals (bodybuilding or otherwise). Things will go a lot easier for you in the long run.
21. "If you reach for the stars, you’ll never come up with a handful of mud." I can’t remember who said that - but he started a giant ad agency - I think it’s good advice though.
22. "Miracles I can do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer." I first heard this from Endora (Sam’s mother on "Bewitched") I’m sure it was taken from someone else. I think this is also good advice, especially when you are feeling a little down about things.
23. Until you’ve established a good base don’t spend a lot of money on supplements beyond a good protein powder and some creatine.
24. Good diet is the most important supplement of all - muscles don’t come in the form of a pill or powder (at least not without hard work!).
25. Legs are the foundation of the body. It won’t kill you to work them out on occasion - at least once a week.
26. Okay, how about once a month?
27. Walk, it will do you some good both mentally and physically.
27. Wait, I already did #27…
28. And for goodness sake, turn off the lights when you leave the room. What, you think we’re made of money?
Okay, I’m done for now. Extra points to anyone who can tell me where I stole the title for this blog entry from (and from who).
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