doubl3’s BodyBlog

Yes! you heard right! 3rd time this year, can’t believe it

Anyways, long story short! (yea right!)
On Thursday i had breakdancing class, practicing a routine that involved backspins (think this is what caused it). I was going @ it HARD. End of session, i’m feeling great, everything’s fine. I come home, eat, chill on the comp, watch TV, still feeling good. I go to sleep and wake up @ around 4.30am in CRAZY pain in my right testicle and abdominal region, i didn’t know what the HECK was going on. I tried to walk it off (lol) and sleep in a bunch of different positions, even on my comp chair, still PAIN! even tho it did ease it slightly.

9am and my mum leaves to go to work and says when she gets back we’ll go to the hospital. @ 11am i phoned her saying that the pains getting unbearable.

I get to A&E and get a check up (has a feel, ouch) blood test, urine sample. He asks me some questions, if i find it hard getting an erection and if it hurts when i masturbate (i’m thinking to myself, my right testicle is the size of a dwarfs head, the pain is equivalent to someone stepping in my balls whilst jagging my abs, of course im’a masturbate!) He tells me that its most probably an infection and that in a week i should be fine which made my penis very happy, since i was working myself up that this was going to be another hernia or even worse, cancer. I told him that my abdominal region was hurting also, which made him advise to see another doctor.

@ this point, i’m cool, thinking it’s just an infection (but in the back of my mind thinking, can it hurt this BAD? it must be worse)

So i go into one of the rooms and wait for a doctor, he asks me a bunch of questions, has a feel (….) and says it’s most likely testicular torsion (i’m thinking oh man) and says that i should have came to the hospital earlier, and that it might have already been too late to save it (because it blocks the bloodflow to the testicles and i waited longer than 6 hours to get it untwisted) and if thats the case it will have to be removed (THE ****?). Man, talk about ball breaking, i’m upset, confused, thinking about having kids, etc. The day before i was dancing like James Brown, now i’m gona end up like Tom Green. Anyways, ANOTHER doctor comes in to see what the deal is, has a feel (….) asks basically the same questions, then ANOTHER doctor comes in (female). I’m now wishing God blessed me for just 5 minutes. She said im’a have to go under the knife because it looks like it could be twisted (tears pour!) I was trying to imagine myself with one ball and how it would affect my life, sex mainly (that would scare me looking @ it, let alone a chick)) and im’a man so, of course, i took a pic of the old couple before surgery (for memories sake, they were basically getting a divorce ..just had to see if they’d sign the papers ..hope not!)
I get down to the operating room, hands geting tapped, viens pumping, ready for the needle (ewww! hate that!) and theres like 6 people in the room. This woman asks me what team i support, i said Arsenal, she said Liverpool (right there, i thought the nut was coming out, take care buddy!)

I drift off, then wake up in the recovery room. Evey persons a blur. i’m looking around and see 2 nurses and my mum to my right, no hi, no i love yous, 1st thing i ask is "have i still got 2 balls?" i think she said yes, then she went, felt like i was in dream land. As the drug started to wear off, i asked the doctors if i’ve still got my balls, they said they didn’t know because they wasn’t there, so i asked if my mum came down and they said yes (I WAS ECSTATIC, IT WAS TRUE, I’VE STILL GOT 2! ..i think)

I get transfered to the ward, and my mum’s waiting there. Of course i had to ask her AGAIN, have i got them both? she said yes (never been happier!) the rest of the day/night we was takling, watching tv, getting my tablets, etc. what else can you do in a hospital?

Next day, my friend came up with his parents. They brought me up some sweets and a FHM magazine. I looked @ him like ..do you know what operation i just had? they made me laugh throughout the WHOLE night, thought my stitches were gona open up. Then my other friend came up with his gf and children and finished the night of, made my day!

And there you have it, i’m @ home, thinking of what websites to visit …not much of a choice now, right? ..lol
I might add some stuff to this blog, but it seems long enough. don’t even know why i wrote it to be honest but theres nothing else to do. I walk like i stayed @ George Michaels house for the night.

oh yea, i met the NICEST guy ever in my ward, made my stay even better.

now i’m finished ..

p.s I LOVE MY BALLS!