Perdon…gym etiquette #14
Okay..I just finished homework and was thinking about my day…I had to share this one with you all.
Excuse me sir!!! Please do not sit out in the hallway, where there are little kids walking around trying to go to swim practice and you have just come out of the steam room and insist on sitting on the bench in the hallway with your nutcutter spandex pants on. Excuse me do you have any kind of decency? Ohh and by the way sir, thanks for finally going in the locker room out of harms way (Which were my eyes and everyone else who saw you out there just chillin….playing with your cellphone). But sir, can not please put your gym bag down in front of the mirror that is directly in front of the entrance door to the locker room. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY CAN YOU NOT FREAKING GET NAKED AT THE DOOR SO AS SOON AS THE KIDS WALK IN THEY SEE THIS 250LB BLACK GUY STANDING IN THEIR FACE AND NAKED!!!!! All the kids want to do is change clothes,get the hell out of their,swim and go home!!! No peep show is necessary!! You must not know that ther are plenty of lockers, other areas in the locker room and ohhh showers for you to maybe do all of that!!! But I just thought of something…you gotta know cuz I have seen you in the gym several times before!!!!! PERV!!!!!!
Okay I’m going to bed now. PEACE!!!
Post by: dnsigma
February 4, 2009 at 6:39 am
LOL! Glad I’m not the only one with gym characters. My friends dies every times he sees this one man in the locker room. He calls him "naked man". I’ve seen the guy in a speedo so I can only imagine.
February 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm
And this is why I go to the gym late.
To stay away from these characters. The fat, naked prancers.
"EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE ME NAKED!!!!!"
And I’m thinking "I’d stab you but then your naked ass would be in the middle of the floor. *sigh* I just can’t win.*