Perdon…Gym etiquette #13 (College version)
Excuse me sir…please do not walk around in the gym with an under Armour shirt on that looks as if it is two sizes two small on you. Also, sir please do not wear the shortest of shorts(What we use to call nut cutters) and walk around with really bad posture(He seriously was forming a hump) and acts as if you are the biggest baddest person in the gym. Clearly I am not…however there are others in here that I believe can take you. Ohhhh and sir can you please not take you shirt off while in the gym, turn around so everyone can you see and then turn back around to put your other really small shirt on before you go outside in the cold with your shorts on!!!!!!!!!!!!
As some say here in the south…sir we are going to have to put you on pause!
Disclaimer: I do understand that shirtless is the norm in some gyms…but this is a college gym and it has rules and one of them that is clearly stated at the door where this guy took his shirt off says "You must wear a shirt at all times".
Darn it people!!!!!!
Post by: dnsigma
January 6, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Nut cutters! That is the funniest name.
January 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
it is always the people who shouldn’t wear those clothes that do. ( personally i don’t think nut huggers look good on anybody)
January 6, 2009 at 5:54 pm
The shirt is 2 sizes too small if it looks 2 sizes too small…nut cutters is funny….I had only ever heard of nut huggers. Either way….I agree…don’t wear them in public!!! Especially to the gym on leg day!
January 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Man do I know where you are coming from. It also goes the other way too. I go to the Gym to workout not troll for ladies (happily married and a christian) but there is this group of ladies that when they come in you know they are not there to workout.
Now don’t get me wrong, I think the female form is very beautiful and if you have it honey flaunt it if you want but… when you wear spandex shorts so tight I can tell if you gave birth or not is a little crazy. And if you are heavy chested something that would fit my 2 year old should not be worn by you.
I have to keep my head down when they come in out of respect for myself and my wife.
January 6, 2009 at 6:16 pm
too funny! Add grunters and those who throw their weights to make themselves seem "manly"
Good post!
January 7, 2009 at 8:47 pm
haha, just yesterday I had a dude at my gym wear nut-hugger pants which from the back looked like his ass was literally eating his pants. AARRGGGHHH! I was getting irritated cause he was facing a mirror doing squats, and I was facing AWAY but whenever I came up from bench pressing, I would face MY mirror that had HIS reflection on it….Really really disturbing. And I was so irritated cause I keep forgetting every time I sat up from benching. gross
January 8, 2009 at 4:41 am
Every gym has some clown that is always good for a story or two!
January 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm
LMAO!!!! Man why did i see this guys uncle yesterday. I was like I may have to blog on it. But I was laughing too hard. Walking around in a "SMEDIUM". LMAO
Ring Ring — Its the 80’s they want there shorts back. Nutcutters. Hilarious.
I was probably benching the bar abd thinking he had it going on. LMAO.
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
January 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Ahahaha that just made me laugh so hard!