Perdon…Gym Etiquette #3
Excuse me sir…I know that this is a gym an all but can you please suppress that strong odor that is coming from you. I only ask because I can smell you in the air and on the bench that you left more than a minute ago!
Man I know some people may be a little musty at the gym or may have just a little funk…but ddaaannngggg with all the technology and deodorants and stuff we got today?? Are you serious? Even though I have the Ipod….I CAN STILL SMELL YOU AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BARF!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SMELL LIKE FECES?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
People don’t tell me you haven’t experienced rreeeaaallllyy bad smelling people at the gym….isn’t that a health hazard or something?
Post by: dnsigma
October 22, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Best Blog ever ! I now have a new hero and it is dnsigma ! get yourself a cape and sweep the gyms free from stink !
You have my support !
October 23, 2008 at 10:12 am
LMAO
You’d be surprised to know, I have a pack of disinfectant wipes in my gym bag just for these situations. I hate the dudes (and chicks) that smell like feces, burger king, and or mildew? Its like extra stinky and just …
*sigh*
Reminds me of the time I went to the gym and I knew the bench was a combination of staph, STDs, and FUNK!!!!!
I just thought of an invention. WASH YO ASS cards.
October 23, 2008 at 10:20 am
Oh my god between "musty" and "Burger King", I am ROFLMAO.
October 24, 2008 at 8:40 am
LMAO!!!! Why did I try to get on the leg press after this one lady the other day and thought I stepped into a waste management center. I just walked around the gym for a minute to let it air out. A damn shame. I wanted to say "Damn hit the showers and WASH YOUR A$$!!!!!!
October 24, 2008 at 8:51 am
What’s almost as bad is the women, or men for that matter, who put so much perfume or cologne on to go to the gym. Just what I want my bench to smell like, somebody’s cheap perfume. It’s a gym people. No need to put on make up and perfume like you’re going clubbing.