IFFI

Someone’s feelings were hurt from our now classic wars waged on the Decanoate Esters.  While he has nothing better to do than "neg" me (as if this has significant impact on my life), the fact remains - scientific backing versus none means quite a bit.

I’ll see your "neg" and raise you a war you will never win Jon, this I assure you!

D_

Author’s Note:  Witout the history of the decanoate esters and the war that has been waged, this post will likely make little sense to many.  Take a look into the March 2007 archives for more.

Jon-Nutrabolics graced my BodyBlog with his presence once again on Sunday April 1, 2007.  How exciting!

Again, Jon…I have extended my hand - any time you are ready. 

D_

Author’s Note:  I was told this, I think by a patient, on Dec 16, 2005 while working in one of the medical offices I have worked at in the past.  I placed it up in an "Off Topic" subsection of another forum on that day.  I have now transcribed it here for your enjoyment.  Not really bodybuilding, but good for a laugh - so I make it an off-topic post on my blog here.

GRANNY

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at
least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I
was farting because they don’t smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly." The doctor says,

"Good!!! Now that we’ve cleared up your
sinuses, let’s work on your hearing."

Author’s Note:  This was one from another board back in Dec 15, 2005 - perhaps it could be reviewed for bb.com members today, a little over a year later.

Life Explained.

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That’s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I’ll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I’ll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I’ll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I’ll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You’ve got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.