Ok, so this morning I go to YMCA for cardio… Decided to do treadmill…Day is nice and sunny, I had a lot of energy and drive to make this one mean cardio workout…2 mins into it, guy steps onto a treadmill next to me…Ok, whatever…Blue shorts, white wife beater tucked in…Shorts lifted just under his nipples (LMAO) and Head Sweat Band (?!?!?!?!)…I check immediately for leg warmers…HAHAHAAHHAH
I was pissed I didn’t have Flash dance tune on my ipod to fill in sound with the picture!!!ROFLMAO
Anyway…I’m running, minding my own business(and a little bit of his…) and then I notice he’s on the phone…Ok…!0…15mins goes buy he’s still on the phone…And he’s so loud on it, I can hear him over my headphones cranked HI!!! And I got ones that completely insert inside your ear…WTF?!?!?!!? All while his doing 2,8mph speed at 1 incline… Any slower than that and he would be going backwards… I get irritated…But quiet! Then all of a sudden I get caught off guard…From the other side enemy attacked!!! It was my wife’s friend from work…She PULLS my arm to get my attention and starts talking right away…After 2 mins of lip reading I slow my tread and take earpieces outa my ears… "Sorry, what was that??" I said just out of politeness but believe it or not, she plays same record all over…Blah…Blah… As I’m walking and hearing other guy btw still…Then I started shutting down…Anxiety started kicking it, too much information, too little hard drive space, plus I wasn’t interested at all anyways!!!!! "You know what?? I’ll tell my wife you said HI but I really got to do this…And I’m sure u got better things to do… AND CAN YOU KEEP IT QUIEEEEETTTTTTT FOR THE LOVE OF PEACE?!?!??!!?!?!?!" I yelled at the guy on my right side…
AAAAhhhhhhhhh…. It felt great…To me that is…HE was pale and stared forward at some imaginary spot on the wall, wasn’t talking to his boyfriend no more… And she got offended I think…Great! And what abt me???? Does anybody cares how all that affected myself??? No they don’t so I don’t give a flying f@k abt them either!! There…
I hate it…Gym is place to do your thing…Not to talk, walk, pose, put make up on in front of the mirror, talk loud and stupid and what not…
All you ppl that go there and do just that pls know that its F@KIN ANOYING!!!!!!!
Do not come wearing nightclub outfits…
Do not come in smelling like whore house…I mean, we all want to smell nice, but there’s plenty of sports or mild fragrances that are apropriate for the gym…Do naot make other ppl gagg smelling like you dumped whole bottle of parfume on your head…
Do not pose in front of the mirror if you got no muscle, it looks silly!!!!! Us, who actually train for a while ARE looking and laughing at you!! Make no mistake abt that!!!
Do not drop light weights!!! I don’t drop any weights, but I can understand if you need to drop 140lb dumbell after you banged 8 reps for chest cuz you don’t wanna to f@k up your wrists…But pls dont drop 30 and 40lb dumbells…First because there’s no need to, your mom can handle those, and second cuz you draw attention to yourself doing it and then everyone knows you are weakling and then we do what I mentioned in previos remark…
Do not talk on the cell phone the whole time u in the gym…Gym is a dangerous place, weights everywhere, machines…You or someone can get hurt if you don’t pay attention…
Do NOT change the music if someone like myself puts on hard rock station or CD…Ok? I WILL change it back and then we have a problem…Gym is no place to listen to Robert Miles and Britney Spears…OK?
Do not make loud remarks abt someone(me) being on steroids cuz you might get your teeth knocked out and you’ll be picking half of them off the floor and half of them tomorrow outa toilet bowl!! Ok??
Just be smart and train hard…I have much respect for serious trainers(having said that serious trainer could be a 16yo kid working with 10lb dumbells but being smart and dedicated and doing this to better himself) and I will show you respect back…But if you do any of those above listed things or anything else I couldn’t remember now you know already what I think of you so don’t even nod your head to me when you see me cuz reaction might surprise you…
Have a great weekend my brothers and sisters in Iron and hit that gym HARD!!!! Let’s show them how it’s done, shall we??????
CHEERS!!!!!!
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