Gaspari Announcements…..
At Gaspari, the pros and cons were weighed concerning IntraPro and we have decided to keep this in our product line up. Believe it or not, IntraPro was added to our catalog because of a strong demand from our growing base of loyal costumers and not as a true money maker. While it is not talked about frequently on this forum it does quite well in our brick and mortar retailers. Unfortunately, the price will go up slightly in effort to keep the product on the shelves.
Poor 3rd Degree Burn. It seems this little gem has taken a back seat to Cytolean. We knew this was going to happen because Cytolean was designed for the masses and really kicks some serious ass. While 3rd Degree Burn is a truly effective product it makes no sense for us at Gaspari Nutrition to have two stimulant based fat burners in our catalogue. If you can, buy it up because we have stopped production.
This next little bundle of joy really pisses me off to be honest but shit happens and you roll with it. As of June 30, 2007 we will no longer produce or sell Thermogenic Thyrotabs under that name. Now I know some of you are thinking, "Holy shit!!! I knew this stuff was too good to be true" and in part you are right. However, we are ceasing production not because we got the "knock" from Uncle Sam, but because the actual name "Thyrotabs" was trademarked by another entity. You can check the USPTO website if you don?t believe me or better yet, maybe we should have done that to begin with. Ahhh..the growing pains.
Any inventory available from your wholesaler or retailer will still be available while supplies last. Now some of you are wondering what we will do to replace this? Honestly, I don’t know but my long hours in the medical library on campus here might yield something down the road because I love iodoamino acids and 3,3P-iodo-4-(4-hydroxyphenoxy)-L-phenylalani
ne is truly amazing. So do all of you whether you know it or not. That’s all I can say for now…..
As mentioned, we are kicking two great products to the curb we should have some good news for you right? You want to know when that other product and PlasmaJet will be hitting the market right? I?m pretty sure some of you are wondering what that other product we have been talking about is, if BK was pulling your chain, and if PlasmaJet was some made up farce used to throw off the competition right?
Here’s the deal, I don?t know either or maybe I do. Perhaps the final touches are being mulled over by the long eared donkey and the talking walnut. It’s like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh… So yeah, without further ado I bid you well in your bodybuilding endeavors. Ciao!
Your humble servant,
Daniel
June 29, 2007 at 3:57 pm
thanks for the announcement, Daniel. I love those products from your company you represent. Thank god Intrapro is not removed from the shelf! Phew!
July 1, 2007 at 9:44 am
Ironically the long-eared donkey and the talking walnut work for my corporation as well? Many times they are the stalling component to decisions getting made however. I often wonder what kind of stew they might produce…..Thanks for the info and just out of pure ignorant bliss, what’s the latest research for ephedra show it’s direction will be: A sha’n't be taken, a should be taken, or a shall be taken??
July 1, 2007 at 10:33 am
Ephedra is fine as long as you don’t have any pre-existing cardiovascular disease or a hefty coke habit and happen to be a professional baseball player.
July 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Dang it!!…..Got all those things going for me except the cardiovascular disease. I knew playing pro-ball for a living was going to put me over the top. HA. Thanks for the info.
July 1, 2007 at 9:15 pm
ah…. so the thyrotabs news is true…. DAMN… chris told me this like a month ago… i stocked up… guess now i have to stock up some more………………