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Created:05/30/2009
Last Modified:05/30/2009
Total Comments:8



Embarassing Story

I took the APFT today (sort of).  The Army Physical Fitness Test is three events you have to do twice per year to prove you are in shape.  It is graded on a scale and could play into your evaluations and career.  The three events are pushups (all you can do in two minutes), situps (all you can do in two minutes) and a two mile run for time.  I have to do 76 pushups to max that event.  That’s actually one more than a 17yo has to do. 

I did 80 pushups in 52 seconds and quit.  There are no bonus points.  Then, I did 78 situps.  76 is max for 17yo.  The two mile run is where it got embarassing.  I had never been on this course before and it was on a street here on Victory Base.  It ran around a lake and came back.  Easy, right?  I haven’t maxed the run in years, but I was on a seven minute mile pace at the one mile mark.  Not bad.  At the 1.75 mile mark, I was on pace to finish in about 15 minutes.  My brain was in neutral as usual when I run.  Another guy was in front of me and I knew what his pace was, so I was fine.  At 15 minutes, I still didn’t see my last turn to the final straightaway.  I thought maybe the mile markers were improperly placed and threw off my math.  At the 16 minute mark, I couldn’t see the other guy anymore.  By 18 minutes, I knew something had gone horribly wrong.  To my left was a bridge that I knew was a good two miles from the start point. 

It turned out that we were not briefed on a nuance of the course.  If you don’t pay attention, you can end up going the wrong way!  Sheesh!  I’ve never even heard of someone getting lost on the their physical test.  When I got back to the team for the first meeting of the day, it turned out that lots of people did that the first time they ran that course.  The guy in front of me had done the same thing.  So, I felt a little better, but it was still embarassing. 

Hope nothing like this happens in your day!  :)

7 Responses to “Embarassing Story”

  1. Eagleanchors Says:

    So do you get to run again? Hope the second time around is more fruitful!


  2. bradl Says:

    Details. Details. That’s a long 2-mile run :-)


  3. davjohns Says:

    LOL! Because the other guy and I knew each other’s approximate times, we just added a little to them to be safe and counted it. Neither of us was in danger of maxing or failing, so no harm done. Thanks for the comments!


  4. PJ68 Says:

    That’s hilarious! Got to say, that sort of thing doesn’t happen often, but taking it in stride, way to go.
    Love random thoughts. They’re the best kind!


  5. Supervic2007 Says:

    Wow - no wonder all my pt tests were in circles - this must be more common than we thought! Way to go - good luck on the re-test, running is my LEAST favorite activity.


  6. ArmdandFabulous Says:

    Oh man this is so funny..I love stories like these… :)


  7. davjohns Says:

    Yes, dear. That’s why I ran the extra three miles. Just to bring a smile to your face. Glad my embarassment amuses you. :) LOL!


  8. wazzu Says:

    great! At least you didn’t have to run it again as punishment! LOL


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