damien12341’s BodyBlog

My dad’s girlfriend is one of those skinny fat people.  She’s got a great body that would be smokin hot if she just spent a few months in the gym toning those flabby muscles.  She also has sagging boobs.  They aren’t down to her stomach or anything but she would like to perk them up a bit.  Her solution is to have electrodes attached to her pecs and turn on the juice.  This treatment normally costs $1200 but she’s getting a deal through my wife’s best friend for only $500!

I did my best people.  I explained that the machine sends electricity through the pecs to force a muscular contraction.  This builds the muscle which causes the boobs to be lifted and become perky.  I mentioned she could do this at home for free;  put your feet on the couch your hands on the floor and do some push-ups that focus on the upper pec.  Heck do regular push ups.  Do that routine 2-3 times per week at 10 minutes totat and voila, perky boobs!

I was dissappointed to find out she went for her second treatment yesterday.  I couldn’t believe it! I asked my dad why he was paying for this.  "When the treatments stop the muscle will shrink and she’ll be right back where she was!".  His answer: Sometimes it’s the price you pay.

Of course the woman doing the treatment knows it’s complete BS.  She’s one of those people who was fat but did the work and lost 100 lbs…. but there is a market and she’s an entrepreneur. 

Amazing.

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