Ever see those articles in the newspaper of a typically warm and loving pet that turns into a ferocious killer and eats the mother, father, grandma, grandpa, and all six children? No explanation. The dog or pet crocodile just went nuts.
Well, that happened to me tonight.
Okay, so it wasn’t a dog or a crocodile and there was no blood spilled at all. But you twist the cap on a bottle of Mug Root Beer and see how you react when you see the foam begin to roil and make a fast exit out the bottle’s top. Not a good thing.
And I was driving.
My reaction time wasn’t quick enough to close the lid before the near immediate explosion of root beer, so my only option was to steer with one sticky hand and hold the dripping bottle between my knees.
Fairly disgusted by the whole ordeal.
I blame Pepsi. If the laundromat hadn’t swapped their Coke machine for the Pepsi machine this wouldn’t have happened. I was doing laundry and bought a 20-ounce root beer while previously 12-ounce cans of Coke would have been available. I’ll knock back a 12 oz. Coca-Cola in a heartbeat and drop the can in the trash. But those 20 ouncers are a bit much. Just wasn’t that thirsty.
Okay, so it wasn’t a health drink. My own fault, of course.
What horrifying near-death experience have you witnessed recently???
P.S. Okay, so perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit.
P.P.S. Mug Root Beer is indeed a Pepsi product. Nutrition Facts are based on a serving size of 8 fl oz (240 ml) with that amount providing 100 calories, 0 grams fat, 40 mg sodium, 29 grams of carbs, 0 grams of protein, and more carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, and caramel coloring than you can shake a stick at!
P.P.P.S. Did I mention it’s not a health drink?
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