Sooooo my bike is mad at me!!
I decided to get out on my mountain bike this evening since the weather was so GR8!! I go out to the garage and grab it off the rack along with my gloves and helmet and hop on! My bike was like "Who the hell are you? I don’t think you know me like that to just jump on my seat." And I was like, "What? You know me. We ride all the time." So she was like, "No, we USED to ride all the time! And don’t give me any lame @ss excuses ’cause I seen you out. I know you been with………..running!!" Awww the drama!! "Baby, running was just…for fun. It meant nothing to me!" But my bike was having none of it. "How long have we been together? I was here long before running and you treat me like this. 3…4 days a week you’re out with running while I hang there in that dusty garage. (sob sob) "Look", I say "I’m sorry. I know, I know, I’ve neglected our relationship. But baby, you’re still my #1. Can’t we just ride???" She made me pay for my neglect by trashing my quads but at least she was quiet!!! Ssssshh, don’t tell her but I’m seeing running tomorrow! :X






December 30, 2008 at 4:12 am
Ahhhhh….it’s about time you gals get a taste of what we go thru……every. single. day! It’s hard work doin’ all that back-peddlin’, ain’t it.
December 30, 2008 at 5:50 am
I get it….back peddling!! Ha ha ha ha!
January 3, 2009 at 8:26 am
D’oh!
My MTB was very much neglected last season so I am going to get a serious earful this spring.
-Jeff