So……I definitely want implants
The idea hit me awhile back that having implants would make my life so much more fun!! And for all you people who were drawn in by the word implants……you can stop wasting your time and stop reading now because the implants I want have nothing to do with my breasts! Really I want my Ipod earbuds surgically implanted into my ears. (: I’m putting up the tree today so I put my CHILL playlist on the Ipod ’cause I know 30 minutes….OK, 5 minutes in to this ordeal and I’m going to be frustrated and slinging lights and cussing. Ya know, true Christmas spirit stuff!! So, a little Norah and Jack and LemonJelly and Simply Red and I haven’t twisted off once. I tried to convince my boss that I would be a more productive, better employee if he would let me wear my Ipod. He asked me "How I would be able to hear the patients complaints?" And I said, "Exactly!" I couldn’t work out or run without my Ipod and it even makes dishes and laundry more bearable. I can be in a foul mood and put those little buds in my ears and within no time, foul mood is gone! Really everything is better with music and I do mean everything. 
Fellows, my Christmas present to you…..download some really good songs on your Ipod and the next time your with your Lady put those in her ears and….as Missy E would say…getcha, getcha freak on!! YOU ARE WELCOME! (;
November 28, 2008 at 10:20 am
That is an awesome blog! I think your boss should just give in! lol Mine insists I listen to my music so I am not totally intolerable! LOL
November 28, 2008 at 10:21 am
okay, i’ll admit it…i’m guilty of locking onto the "I" word. but the blog was great, i know that life is better with my music going.
have a great weekend, forgive me for thinking…the wrong way…
matt
November 28, 2008 at 10:21 am
So, instead of a nice stereo going, would each have an Ipod w/ different music? Might confuse things if each has different mood music going……….
November 28, 2008 at 10:22 am
WOW, that was an awesome blog. And I do have to agree with you 100%. If we could wear them all the time, things would be a hell of alot less stressful….You rock
November 28, 2008 at 10:23 am
well i think u look freakin sexy as hell without implants y would u want to add someething fake to a goregous body? u look great the way ur body is now!!!
November 28, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Music is DEFINATLY the way to go to make a person sooo much happier!! I love music!! Dancing!! People are always happier when they can hear a tune!! (And the ones who get aggravated by music…are just plain grouchy and nothing will help them anyway…so they dont count! lmao)
November 28, 2008 at 6:43 pm
sorry but i didn’t read the rest of your blog cuz i stopped reading (AS DIRECTED) once i realized you weren’t talkin’ bout ur boozoms! DANG! haha
November 28, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Cause youre PROPER like that!! (:
November 29, 2008 at 6:18 am
Earbuds? Ipods? Speak english, would ya? Has to do with music, huh? I’m guessin’ it must be somethin’ new, like them transistor radios and 8-track things I’ve heard about. Progress….HMPH! I’m quite happy with my Victrola, thankyouverymuch - you cain’t run with it though - scratches the records.
Yer right though - keeps the ladies occupied. I make ‘em crank the thing…the Victrola, I mean…
And the music yer listenin’ to? WTH? Hooba-clank or Hula Skank or??? What is that - some kinda Hawaiian music? Sheesh…kids.
November 29, 2008 at 8:27 pm
OMG I want implants too… not the boozoms that FP only can think about but those ipod ones. My marines bitch way to much. "Doc, it hurts when I… *hit play and cue some Rise Against* " all is better. I credit all my heavy lift PRs to music too, gets me going and really pumped to bust out the real heavy stuff.