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Ok, I did it.

I went and saw it.

1) I have never read any of the books.

2) I have never seen the first movie prior to this one.

So…

1) I did enjoy it. Bella kinda pissed me off a lot. The whole emo thing and her trying to see Edward by doing stupid things…ugh… Unfortunately girls do actually do stupid things in real life when their boyfriends leave them. I started getting flashbacks of a 16yr old I took care of who hung herself on her birthday because her boyfriend broke up with her that day.

2) Edward is a pedobear. He’s like 101 and he’s in love with a teen. Pedobear.. pedobear…pedobear!!!! Where’s Chris Hanson!!

3) Edward has a cool sis with mad driving skillz. lol.  

4) I wanted to cry towards the end. I wanted to take Jacob home, feed him, and tell him it was going to be ok.

I thought it was pretty good…a bit cheesy romantic at some parts, but, overall, good.

Input and output.

I’m monitoring my little girl because her poo habits have changed.

She pees spot on (approximately 15-30min after drinking her ice water)…but, her pooing is something a bit of a mystery.

She’s still a puppy so she gets 3 bowls of avoderm puppy chow a day laced with some cooked meat. For snacks she’s getting duck jerky with added vitamins and cooked bones (larger than her so I don’t have to worry about splintering). 

I’ve been noticing her trend to just eat, and then take a GIANT crap in the morning, but, that’s like it. I might get a pinky sized tootsie roll sprinkled (if I’m lucky) 30min after she’s eaten.

This is concerning for me because I monitor her poop religiously, and this is a new behavior. Her stomach isn’t distended, and her breath doesn’t smell of poop…and there isn’t any poop stains on her puppy pads. So…I am wondering, where is the poop?

She’s got a healthy appetite, tested negative for bugs, indoor only, so, I don’t know what to think.

I need a sherlock hound dog. lol. I’m considering setting up a cam in her room to see if maybe she’s eating it, which I SERIOUSLY hope she’s not doing.

The plot thickens…

Where is the poop? Will she ever poop on schedule again?

Next time on I and O mystery theatre….

After doing some research, I decided to give this a go this morning.

Now, I can’t run that fast, so, the idea is to change up the cardio and just try it at an intensity level that I can handle for 20 min. Today, it was an initial 4.0/8.0. All I can say is I thought I was going to die. LMAO! I am still burning, and sweating, and just, holy crap.

So, I think this will be a part of my routine, and I will just increase my increments as the levels no longer give me the same feelings of exhaustion.

The phrase, "you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink", is very sadly true.

I can try to help others on their fat loss goals by pointing them in the right direction (points to the articles), but, it don’t mean nada if they are not willing to look. lol. Or, my favorite, argue to high water and back. Um, hmm..you’re still FAT so obviously what YOU ARE DOING IS NOT WOoooooorrrrkkkkkinggggg. Chew on that beotch.

I once had a friend who told me, "God sends you the same lessons over and over from the same type people just with different faces until you’ve learned that lesson."

What I have learned today is if they complain….be that brick wall they want to complain to. If they ask….point them in the right direction. Active listening ftw! lol.

So, whine/complain all ya want. If you ask me, I will try my best to help.

The end.

Today, I put in an order for some supplies to speed up my desired gains…

1) Optimum Whey. I am trying 1lb of Caramel Toffee Fudge, and 2lbs of Chocolate Mint.

2) VPX meltdown. Saw that X had used it, so, I decided to give it a try.

3) Ankle and wrist weights. For when I’m on the Hamsterrad. lol.

4) Thermal Training suit. Sweat that butt!

5) A new blender bottle with ball for work.

My prize was the dispenser. I’m going to pack my powder in there.

If you are wondering…no, I will not be wearing that to any gym, anytime soon. lol. This Princess Goddess of the Universe is going to keep that dirty secret at home. lol. I suppose my only concern at this point is what on earth to clean it with. 

Taste tests and results will be posted up later.  

*edit part*

After staring at my fat pic from a year ago, and my thick/fat pic from last month, to the gains I made since I got here… It’s kinda like yeah. That saying about how if you want something bad enough, it’s obtainable. Well, I really want it. I have a love hate relationship with my hamsterrad. But, everyday I still hop on. I have the same love hate relationship with my fridge, so I don’t go grocery shopping anymore just because it’s time to go, I go when I’ve eaten. lol. That way I’m not crawling over the rows of cookies like a crack fiend looking for a fix.

I am seriously hoping with some more tweaking of what I’m doing, my gains will be so much nicer.

1) What are you.

Uh, a biologically? A female.

2) How old are you?

Probably older than you.

3) What is this pwnage stick?

It’s my visual wanker. It’s geek/gamer lingo. I play a lot of video games (how’d ya think I got so big? oh, wait, it…was actually the caloric intake, that’d be like me blaming video games for being violent…damn!)

4) Do you wanna IM?

Not really. lol.

5) What do you do?

Save lives on the weekend. (my weekend, might not be your weekend)

6) Do you really have a rocket in your pocket?

You’ll never know. This might be a fat wad of benjamins…or I might be happy to see you….

7) Why do you have German, when you obviously aren’t German on your profile?

Why is the sky blue? Cause I want to….I do what I want, you don’t pwn me.

8) Have you ever dated a guy?

Yes. yes, I have. Most have been TTH’s.

9) What’s a TTH?

Tall (6′3 and up), Thick (250 and up), and Hairy (cranium, chest, abs, arms, legs) I prefer thick men because I like to feed them.

10) Have you ever thought of putting your thick men into the oven after you’ve been feeding them?

No, but, I’ve been accused of this a lot.

11) Are your dewbies real?

No, they are made from a plastic polymer which is made from whale flesh. Did you even notice…5′0 and 140 something? That means, I’m literally 5ft tall and 5ft wide. STFU and GTFO for not having any reading skills. lol.

12) why do you have such a potty mouth?

YEARS of always having guy friends…..ok…that’d be like blaming video games for making me fat.