Hardcore Alley

If you have a wife or girlfriend on this site or any other, expect guys to flirt with your woman. If you think they shouldn’t, then you are the fool. And if you get mad because they did, then you are an even bigger fool. If a Mutha F&*&er can pimp your braud on the net, you ain’t got much to begin with. And expecially expect them to try if she post pics in her drawers. A guy is gonna be a guy, he is gonna throw out his net, and see what he can pull in.

Im not selling insurance or anything, but I did raise my coverage to ensure that my family would be covered in case of my untimely death. I only had a measly 200K of insurance. It hit me that 200K is not nearly enough. I wanted my family to be covered when my income would not be there. So I met with my insurance guy, ran all of the test and got them covered so that if I leave unexpectenty they won’t have to cry twice. Once when I die, and again because they can’t make ends meet. (It will almost be like hitting the lottery) And plus, I don’t want my wife having to settle on her next husband just because she needs help to pay the mortage and kids tutuion. With money in the bank, she can take her time and find real love. Men, if you care about your family, raise your coverage today.

They got rid of Spitzer only to replace him with Paterson, who is even a bigger poon hound than Spitzer was. I guess what really nailed Spitzer was the fact that he bought prostitutes, which are illegal. Which is the craziest thing in the world next to arresting people for pot possesion. I mean, where are the victims? Two poeple have arranged for an exchange of goods and services for a small nominal fee. I mean give a guy a break, he wanted a little variety so he decided to do the right thing and engage in a purely physical act to satisfy his urge for sex. What would have been really bad is if he would have had an emotional entanglement with a side girlfriend, now that would have been cheating.

One week wihout sex - CONCERN

Two Weeks without sex - TROUBLE

There weeks without sex - DEAD RELATIONSHIP

Four weeks without sex - GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

Measurement Equivalents

• 1 tablespoon (tbsp) = 3 teaspoons (tsp)
• 1/16 cup (c) = 1 tablespoon
• 1/8 cup = 2 tablespoons
• 1/6 cup = 2 tablespoons + 2 teaspoons
• 1/4 cup = 4 tablespoons
• 1/3 cup = 5 tablespoons + 1 teaspoon
• 3/8 cup = 6 tablespoons
• 1/2 cup = 8 tablespoons
• 2/3 cup = 10 tablespoons + 2 teaspoons
• 3/4 cup = 12 tablespoons
• 1 cup = 48 teaspoons
• 1 cup= 16 tablespoons
• 8 fluid ounces (fl oz) = 1 cup
• 1 pint (pt) = 2 cups
• 1 quart (qt) = 2 pints
• 4 cups = 1 quart
• 1 gallon (gal) = 4 quarts
• 16 ounces (oz) =  1 pound (lb)  
• 1 milliliter (ml) = 1 cubic centimeter (cc)
• 1 inch (in) = 2.54 centimeters (cm)

That’s the topic of today’s MAURY show. I am off this week on vacation and at the mercy of the MAURY show, I can’t seem to break away from the television.  It’s like smelling spolied milk, you know it’s going to be a horrible smell but you just can’t help but smell it.  Now I see why we such a problem with unemployment, it’s almost impossible to find a job with such good television on. And most job interviews would surely interfere with the MAURY show.  Compared to these people on the show I have such a boring life, I have been married for 12 years, father to all 3 of my kids with no kids outside the marriage, married the only woman I have ever loved, and to make matters worse, I don’t beat her. We have great jobs with more than adequate incomes, and all of our kids are well adjusted and normal.

 Well starting today I am going to make a change, and bring a little excitement into my boring life. Maybe pick up a prostitute or two, and maybe let one of them have a couple of my kids. And to mix things up, go ahead and give the wife a couple of bops upside the head.

I will be in San Antonio this weekend, and 24 Hour gyms are not located there, any suggestions on a good Non Franchise gym near the River Walk?

This was a funny blog witten by a guy on myspace called Superjabs.

There are few things in the world that baffle me. I am a reasonable guy and I find myself to be pretty accepting. But sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and just ask the simple question of, “What the f@#k?” This is the question I ask when it comes to homosexuality. While I accept it, and feel that anyone that wants to do it has every right to do so…I just don’t get it. Much like I don’t get why people put anchovies on their pizza. Here is why.

Nothing in the world would be more fun to me that hanging out with a lesbian and checking out girls. The problem is I like girls who look like this:

 

Now, fill in the gaps for me here. (No pun intended… OK, yeah it was) You say you like women, yet the ones you go out with look like Shasta versions of guys. Now listen, I completely understand why women think we men are gross…We are. But if you are going to fall in love with a short haired, polo shirt wearing, dude who doesn’t shave her legs: Reward yourself with some dick at the end of the day. Most lesbians are second rate versions of men without the vital part and if you truly are into women, you should like the same things about them that men do.

Queers act like chicks… Crazy chicks

Before you get all full of piss and vinegar, let me tell you that I am not going to get into any religious or psychological debates over this subject. The actions of homosexuals do not offend me at all. If homosexuality is the life you choose, I will come to your wedding, have beers with you, and you can play shortstop on my softball team. You should have all the rights to lead a happy life like everyone else. Just give me my right to giggle at the thought of two women fumbling around in bed or be disgusted by the thought of two guys sticking it in the pooper…That’s my right.

So last night I bumped into this guy I have known for a while, I don’t really know him, we just talk every now and then when we are in the gym about how big we need to get. Well last night he is saying that hehas been taking HGH and telling me how awesome it is. And says that I should try some, saying how much it can reduce my body fat. I don’t Phuck with drugs, but the way he was going on about it, of course I’m listening. So he gives me the number to his doc that can get the script. All of this sounds good of course, except that I happen to know that he is a cop. So I speak into his shirt that I am guessing is where the hidden microphone is,"No Thank You Officer, I am not interested in buying any Human Growth Hormone".  Of course he fell out laughing. Anyway, I think I will pass on the HGH, even though I would love to get bigger whill reducing my bodyfat, I can’t risk not having any wood when I hit 50 years old.

Stop looking for a magic pill, either you juicing or not. If not, just get your bitch ass in the gym and hit it hard and eat like a MOFO. Inmates don’t have access to any of the B.S. these and supplement companies are trying to slang at you, and yet they manage to put on slabs of muscle even though they overtrain like a MOFO.