The workings of a bipolar mind.

Husband in charge

bull.dogz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:07:32 +0000

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE’. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry
and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then
tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, ‘The f**kin’ funeral director would be my first guess.’….

Why did the chicken cross the road?

bull.dogz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:07:05 +0000

To get her ass to the other side before she got hit by a car is my guess. As I was leaving the gym, getting ready to turn. I slowed down so the chicken could get to the sidewalk. I didn’t question it but I did think "hmm chicken sounds good for dinner".

Attention Ladies!!

bull.dogz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:23:35 +0000

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Freeway soccer, basketball and C5

bull.dogz — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:57:09 +0000

Friday night was freeway soccer night. I was flowing along around 70 mph when something flew over the SUV in front of me. I remember thinking, "please don’t hit my car" as the thing came sailing right at me. I just missed the damn thing. It bounced in front of my car and sailed right over. It was a frickin soccer ball. Apparently it was bored and wanted to play with the cars on the freeway. This ball bounced right in front of my car and bounced so high that I went right under it without a bump.

Saturday my son tried out for basketball. I’m hoping he gets in. He’s never played before and some of these kids were really good. He took a little bit to warm up to it but after a while he did really well.

And now on to the C5 stuff. Diet has been pretty bad this weekend. Mostly carbs and some sweets. I did hit the gym Saturday for some shoulders and arms and more cardio. I’m so exhausted today, late night but I have to make it to the gym today. I had a white chocolate molten lava cake last night from Chili’s. Damn that was good. Back to my diet today. Hopefully this week will see better results and a cleaner diet. Made my tofu soup so protein will be a plenty this week. I also just ordered a tub of the Blueberries and creme muscle milk. It’s so yummy.

White Flood testers wanted

bull.dogz — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:21:57 +0000

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It is good to be a woman

bull.dogz — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:19:18 +0000

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
because they aren’t listening anyway.

C5 Day 1

bull.dogz — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:45:42 +0000

So yesterdays meal was:

7 - 1 Scoop Protein; 3 multi

10 - 2 eggs; 2 whites; 1 tblspn cheese; 1/4 cup pico de gallo; 1/2 cup mango

1 - 6 California rolls with brwn rice; tblspn soy sauce; 1 giant cupcake oops

3 - 1 scoop protein; 5grms GM; 2 scoops PW; 3 scoops GG

6:30 - 2 scoops GF; 3 multi

7 - 2 eggs; 2 whites; 1 tblspn cheese; 1/4 cup pico de gallo

Gym:

Leg day - 3 sets of 10-12 reps

Squats

SL squats

SLDL

Adductor

Abductor

Seated hammy curls

Leg extensions

Donkeys

Feeling pretty sore today already, so not enough stretching last night. I hate stretching and really need to do more of it.

Tips for Women

bull.dogz — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:41:07 +0000

Five tips for a woman….

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

C5 Challenge

bull.dogz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:37:54 +0000

Didn’t hit the gym yesterday. Had a small company get-together that I had to attend. Lots of carbs, mostly in the form of pasta. Diet wasn’t too bad but definately can be better. Need to get my goals and measurements together this weekend for the C5 Challenge. Maybe that will help me keep on track with my diet. Since I haven’t really set any goals for myself I haven’t been keep with the diet and workouts like I should. Tried out my Wii last night, just played bowling since that’s the only game we have right now. The calendar is still in process, well on hold for a few days til the Olympia is over. I hate waiting.

Wii!

bull.dogz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:22:16 +0000

Yipii, I got my Wii today!! I mean the one I got for my son.