Never aruge with a woman
This one’s from Trixter
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and *solitude are magnificent.
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Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?"
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"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, " Isn’t that obvious?").
"You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading."
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"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up."
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"If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
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"But I haven’t even touched you," says the Game Warden.
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"That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
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"Have a nice day ma’am," and he left.
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think
