Husband in charge
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE’. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry
and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then
tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, ‘The f**kin’ funeral director would be my first guess.’….
October 9, 2008 at 10:22 am
Its always the woman pulling the puppets strings?
October 9, 2008 at 10:39 am
=P Funny!
October 9, 2008 at 10:20 pm
love it lol …to funny …hows things in your world ? How is the calendar coming along and when can we get samples in canada to products boy guess i have to move….
October 10, 2008 at 5:17 pm
You crack me up!
October 12, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Roflmao
O.k. I know you’ll get a laugh out of this one…its so lame…but TOTALLY cracked me up here on Canadas Thanksgiving….
‘You know if the natives had brought the pilgrams a donkey instead of turkeys we would all be getting a piece of ass today."