Old age and gas
I can’t wait til I’m really old and I’ve earned the right to just fart anywhere I please. I remember walking down the street with my grandmother and she’d just let them rip. Sure I was embarrassed but come on, that’s my grandmother. I had physical therapy today and it’s mostly older people. Grandma let one rip, whatever. Didn’t even phase me. I can’t wait til I can just sit there and let one rip and just not give a poop. (pun intended)
May 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Who says you can’t? Let ‘er rip!
May 28, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Lol! I really feel like it’s something you have to earn with age. I mean, I can’t complain about how I had to take the bus to school when my grandfather had to walk 20 miles in the snow, barefoot to get to the store to buy food for the family who was getting ready to starve.
May 28, 2008 at 2:00 pm
LOL, so many things to look forward to when you get old - letting one loose, wearing curlers and house slippers in the supermarket, listening to oldies but goodies like "Shake Ya Tailfeather"… the possibilities are endless!!
May 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Be very careful because as you get older a fart can be more than just a fart…everything doesn’t stay as tight as when you were young.
May 28, 2008 at 6:58 pm
To heck with farting I want to be able to shit my pants and not give a shit….again pun intended!
May 29, 2008 at 12:28 pm
LOL@grandma!! That’s awesome. They are always the ones who are super secure with their bods in the changeroom and feel no need whatsoever to cover up when they’re naked! Hehehe! To be old.
May 30, 2008 at 5:29 am
ok, sorry but it’s kind of sad if that is what you are looking forward to. (ha ha) Sure does give me a different image of the rear end of yours, thinking of you walking around doing a little crop dusting.
June 4, 2008 at 10:51 am
Is that what you ladies are talking about when you say you just need to vent? My wife says that if she doesn’t fart, or bitch, she will explode.
Do you think that’s how that weight loss supplement you’ve been taking works. You fart off the pounds!