The workings of a bipolar mind.

I can’t wait til I’m really old and I’ve earned the right to just fart anywhere I please. I remember walking down the street with my grandmother and she’d just let them rip. Sure I was embarrassed but come on, that’s my grandmother. I had physical therapy today and it’s mostly older people. Grandma let one rip, whatever. Didn’t even phase me. I can’t wait til I can just sit there and let one rip and just not give a poop. (pun intended)

Well I’ve been testing the REDuction the last few weeks and I lost a couple of pounds the first week but now I’m at a stand still. I don’t know what it is. My diet is around 1500 calories a day. Pretty clean. Workouts are strong and cardio is at least 20 minutes each training day. WTF? I gave my waist a quick measurement too and it hasn’t changed though I’ve had people tell me I look leaner. I feel leaner and tighter too but the scale is stuck.

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Today’s a much better day. Hit the gym last night for legs. Love it! There was this kid there, he was there the night before. He was standing at the vbar doing pressdowns but he kept moving all around. He’d take a big step back, step to the side, turn towards the mirror and pushdown on all 10lbs which was obviously way to light because he’d pull it down to his legs. I just didn’t understand why he kept moving around. Even if your not sure how to use the equipment, you can watch people and kinda figure it out from there even if it’s not perfect form. He was watching the guys do it and jumped on when they were done. So last night, he goes to the lat pulldown and proceeds to pulldown 10lbs again. He’s seated so that his legs are bent underneath him. Not sitting upright. He pulls the bar down into his lap, looks around. Brings the bar up again and this time pulls it down behind his neck, with it still on his neck he turns and looks around. A few more pulls into the lap he gets up and heads to the vbar. Does the same thing as the night before….huh, I find that so frustrating. If you don’t know how to use the equipment ask and I really don’t want to be the person at the gym that walks around trying to correct everyone’s form. Anyways, training is going great. If your interested check it out.

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The Beautiful Ones - Prince

 First week of REDuction is going really well. The workouts are kicking my butt but overall I’m feeling pretty good. If you get a chance, check out my thread. Have a great weekend everyone!

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Ok, apparently my ipod is not dead but the wall charger I was using is. I have it hooked up to the computer right now and the little light is on. To bad the one over my head wasn’t.  **blushing**

My ipod died last night.

Just to let everyone know I’ll be posting here for the next month. Every workout, every meal….but the oogles (>)(>) I’ll still post here. (eyeballs people, eyeballs!!) So go check it out and you can see what I mean when I said I got fat.

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I just got my CL Reduction this morning. I’m sooo excited. So this weekend I’ll be taking pictures and measurements. I’ll start my RED on Monday. Weekends aren’t the best diet days for me. This will give me a chance to prepare everything. From here on out I’ll be a notebook toting geek at the gym. Memories not the best sometimes. Especially when I get distracted.

So at Physical Therapy yesterday I noticed something. I really, really appreciate a nice body on men. My pt is at a fancy gym, we’re talking $80 a month gym and some of the classes you still have to pay extra for. WAY out of my budget. I pay $20…anyways. There I am getting my back worked on and in walks one of the guys that works there, nice body! Didn’t even look at the face, which is usually one of the first things I notice. But I was just laying there checking out the muscles under the shirt (if I only had xray vision). Sometimes I forget how much I appreciate just a nice tight, muscular body without worrying about what their facial features look like. My girlfriends made a comment to me last night that I only like gorgeous guys…..I never realized that was a bad thing. I like looking a pretty things. Who doesn’t. We all have different opinions on what we think is beautiful.

 Damn, forgot the point of my blog.

 Oh, ok, so at the gym the other night a really good looking guy comes in to train. Did I mention that I love this gym, it’s all MEN. Not teenagers coming in to bang the weights around. Real, live, muscular men! I love muscles! Um, that’s right…back to the guy. So I learned my lesson at the last gym. Never sh%t where you eat. But eye candy is eye candy and I’m an extremely horny gal. (Hey, I’m in my prime!) So I was trying to be casual about it. No head turning just eyes doing the (>)(>) and (<)(<) every now and then. So I’m sitting on the bench doing curls and he comes over and does….I don’t remember what….but my eyes do the <<. Next thing I know his eyes do this (>)(>)…..and as soon as we both noticed each other (>)(>) (<)(<) our eyes went (<)(<) (>)(>). Great, he probably thinks I’m one of those gym girls…on the prowl. This gym already has one, I call her witch. Got an up close look at her face one day and OMG! Hansel and Gretel popped in my head. We have nick names for pretty much everyone at the gym. BF, nappy (she only rats the back of her head, don’t get it), pancake (way too much makeup), ompa lumpa (yes, she really looks like one), ug (ugly girl) and oh, belly (can you guess why?)! I wonder what they call me? My close friends call me chuby wubby since I’ve gained weight. Then there’s tightwad and princess.

I think I must be a bit manic today. That or it’s too much sugar. Yeah, did I ever mention I was/am bipolar? Well folks, have a great weekend! Oh and a happy mother’s day to all the mommies out there. I’ll be hanging with my son, maybe a ride to the park on my bike if my back’s not too sore.

Oh yeah, help me come up with a cool title for my REDuction blog. Any suggestions?

I remember as a kid Rocky Road was my favorite flavor. I used to pick out all the marshmellows first, than the nuts. If you opened the container, there would be crators and nothing but chocolate left. I still do that. Any ice cream with anything in them, I dig them out. Where is this coming from? Well Irvine Robbins, co-founder of Baskin-Robbins has passed away. He was 90 but it got me thinking about ice cream…..NinjaBill…….don’t worry. It doesn’t mean the end of ice cream…..or porn. Lol!

 Did legs last night. I went really light but I did a no-no. I did squats. I did it with just the bar and it felt ok. I did alternating lunges also with just the bar. Had to hit the stair mill after to really give them a workout. 2 sisters got on the machine right before I got to it. (ggggrrrrrrr) I’m an only child and DO NOT LIKE TO SHARE MY TOYS!!! So slightly irritated I got on the treadmill next to them. (I knew they wouldn’t last more than 10 minutes) Hopped on and did my 20 minutes. I was dying and ready to quit after 10 but the thought of JJ winning the cardio contest was in the back of my mind. (No, I don’t like losing either) So I kept plugging away. Walked away with sweat dripping off my face and, well everything. Today my back is tight but not the same pain as before. I think it’s from the therapy. I go in tomorrow so we’ll see.

I’m in a bummed mood today. One of those feeling sorry for myself things. You know, I wish I could meet a nice guy kinda thing. I look at GJ and Trix and how cute they are. They fit each other perfectly. I want that, I want to be in love. My prince will come….he better or I’ll have to hunt him down and beat the crap outta him!!