My Hump Day
Short version for those that don’t have time for details.
- No gym
- Horrible Diet
- No cardio
- Very stressed
- Have a nice day
Now if you have time, you can read the below.
It is funny how people influence you at a subconscious level. As I review my Wednesday, the great author and BB friend ShanBL came to mind. Her ability to expand on topics in a Seinfeld manner is unmatched in the blog world. So in her honor, I give you… Hump Day Vent
Why is it that when you have your day planned and meals prepared that things just don’t work out the way you want? Tuesday night, I packed my gym bag, lunch bag, and put them in the same spot I do every morning. Well of course I get a call from a client at 7 that had me rushing to get into the office to resolve it. In my haste, I forgot my lunch. No problem right, Publix is right down the street. I can pick up something there. WRONG. My day was so chaotic, that I didn’t look up until 2:35 pm. Now my stomach feels like it is in my back, the milk duds on my co-workers desk are callin me like I am a crack feign, and I have a 3 PM meeting that I cannot miss.
“Hey! There’s an Arby’s on the corner. I will go get a nice healthy salad.” Me talking to myself cause I am disciplined
“Sorry sir. We are out of salads.” WTF!!!
Now it is 2:50, and I have to get back for my meeting. (Not a lot of healthy rush choices at that place). Anyway I ended up with a Market Fresh Sub. Why was the bread all hard and stale?
Just ruined it for me. So I have wolfed down this nasty azz sandwich, and have to run to my meeting. I am thinking to myself its cool, because I can just run it off at the gym. WRONG AGAIN! I was at work till 7, and I have an hour commute. Oh happy day!
(As I drove by the mall I thought of Shannon and her adventures in the Dressing Room. Is the light correct? Never mind.)
Ok, so now I am home, and it’s almost 8pm. My stomach is definitely growling on my spine. What to do, what to do. “What is cooked for dinner?” MEATLOAF. At this point I am so tired, so drained, that I simply make a plate and try to enjoy…. Oh what is this? The World Series is already over? How do you play half a game?
Ok now its 9, I am done eating, and I did not go to the gym. Its late, I am tired. A wasted day. Bad Diet, No Cardio, No gym! Bad day! My Hump Day!
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