Bronx Raider’s Paradise
Sometimes, I daydream about what an ideal world to me would be…My paradise :
No crappy oil, i’ll make my own from the olive tree and squeeze it out of fresh salmon. An Added sugar free world. The only form of sugar available would be that from fruits, and SPLENDA packets! Tell me, would you crave a snickers if there was never such a thing? Nope, you would probably be totally happy with a cocoa bean.
No cars, we would walk every where. No work! No boring get fat days locked in offices bored out of our minds mindlessly chatting about meaningless crap and munching on empty calories. No watches or alarms; we would sleep until we were adequately rested. I would also love it if we were to live as hunter gatherers, having to move our asses for food. I would get up and chase chickens or sharpen some spears and go hunting, walk to the river for water, dig to plant some vegtables. Someone tell me how the hell to grow flax seeds!!!!
And of course, what girl does not dream of horses….freely riding wild stallions…that would be a great lower body workout.
LIfting boulders and rocks, and dead animal carcasses, being close with family and tribe members, wearing fur, and playing with sharp spears and weapons…dancing around fires twisting and turning obliques and crunching abs…
I wanna be an AMAZON dammitt!
The only things I would have to have are: the color black, ray ban aviators, black asics 2130 sneakers, a blender, Isopure whey protien…maybe the internet…
so spoiled
lol, hey it’s my paradise!






October 15, 2008 at 9:26 pm
its your paradise but, I think a doctor or two wud b handy. Damn appendix! Hope your well, best Rob
October 15, 2008 at 9:43 pm
In Paradise while we’re hunting for our own food pray to whomever you want that there is no pray larger, faster, or smarter than us! I don’t want to be hunted. Yikes!
October 15, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Darn it…I meant predator! But I think you probably got my point.
October 15, 2008 at 9:47 pm
cardsfan: baby, comeon, it’s paradise, we are not food!