What the hell is a “REEF”???
while working yesterday, I encountered a pretty gross situation. A man who lived in a "halfway house", for AIDS patients with drug addictions was found dead in his room. A half way house is a very ugly, dirty, roach infested building that is made up of many rooms. Each patient/occupant has his own room, the bathroom and kitchen are shared on each floor, and there are counselors who work in the building office on the first floor. Apparently, this guy who died, "kieth" had not been seen in about three days. Nobody reported him missing…but when the stench of a rotting body drove everyone in the building to nausea, they decided to check on poor Kieth. Yup he was dead, flies maggotts and all.
I WAS GAGGING…I ALMOST THREW UP PRECIOUS CHICKEN TITTIES PROTIEN 
I kept it down. I really acted like a punk though!!!
I was amazed to find that the other crack head inhabitants of the building did not seem to be shaken by this event…they kept peering out of thier rooms to see if the coast was clear to go and ransack his room. They wanted his stuff!!! They were hovering like vultures…little, bony, starved, scavenging and PLUCKED vultures. They reminded me of zombies with their shrunken skulls and sunken eyes.
Anyway, shortly after the discovery, the residents got an old "Timberland" shoe box and wrapped it shut with tape. They then put a slit on the top…and wrote very clearly…"Collection for Kieth for a REEF"…
OH MY GOD…a "reef"? Dont you mean wreath? LOLOLOLOL
Gotta love the Bronx man.
September 23, 2008 at 9:15 pm
could have been reefer
September 23, 2008 at 9:16 pm
could have been reefer lol